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Excuse me boss!

During increment time
Boss : There are 50 bricks on an Plane. If u drop 1 outside. How many
are left?

Employee : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the Plane that's the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!!

Moral: If your boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed.

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  • 38
    7y
    This was also what my friends used to discuss in my school lectures , it was funny back then, I think there was a giraffe too in the equation.
  • 33
    7y
    Take a plane
    Fill it with 50 brick
    Drop 1 brick out of the airplane
    Screw your boss as he did to you
  • 2
    7y
    Shouldn't be the elephant and not the deer in the fridge?
  • 0
    7y
    I'm interested in this discussion :P
  • 15
    7y
    Not if the plane was on the ground
  • 14
    7y
    What the hell kind of altitude was that plane flying at? If those events are in order the brick should of hit the ground before the old lady even considered crossing the river. Can't be easy to coax an elephant or deer for that matter in and out of a fridge
  • 15
    7y
    @kurtr what about the fact he dropped the brick out the plane then reached the ground to put the animals in the fridge before the brick reached the ground.
  • 16
    7y
    @kurtr it's asynchronous.
    You know like java-fu*king-script.
  • 7
    7y
    @treeroot or literally any language with asynchronous functionality.
  • 1
    7y
    @kurtr I interpreted it as "elephant meat" and "deer meat" since that's the only way either full-grown animal would fit in a fridge.
  • 4
    7y
    I started reading "Execute my boss!"
  • 2
    7y
    Wrong. The pilot is the dinner at the lion's bday party!
  • 0
    7y
    Me: No! If I drop a brick out of a plane I would take extra care to aim for the biggest waist of my time...
  • 8
    7y
    You could argue that is was the "post hoc ergo proptor hoc" falicy and that just because a brick was thrown from a plane and an old woman died in a swamp, it does not suggest causality.
  • 1
    7y
    @enen you sir... are focussed on your job. Let me hire you :)
  • 4
    7y
    @hash The Flash would be sooo jealous right now
  • 3
    7y
    Actually just going through this legally... Is fucking exhausting. I just want to get back at working on my projects. Can we already pass the page, please. Anyhow thanks for the small comedic rant, I was actually really frustrated earlier. This made my day! Thanks again.
  • 3
    7y
    What the fuck happened to the plane when you are suddenly on the ground putting animals in appliances.
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