China tried to censor the internet and they failed.
EU approves article 11 & 13 and everything is now blockee in EU.

China should learn from EU parliament on how to censor the internet without the need of any firewall

Go home node.js you're drunk. You don't need 441% CPU just to compile typescript

After 4 reinstall and 20+ force power off I got ubuntu working on my new laptop

My first PR for DefinitelyTyped got accepted. More PRs in the future

Next time when you are building a website make sure you add some polyfill for the dinosaur people

# We don't officially support any browser that doesn't have
# requestAnimationFrame. But... we had one very nice person
# write in who was using Opera for Linux (latest version was
# released in 2011, what). It doesn't hurt us to polyfill
# here, and if we don't then dinosaur people will just see
# a big blank Trello.

Anyone else will be at AWS Dev Day?

THIS IS A PHP JOB BU NO THIS IS NOT YOUR MUM AND DAD'S WORDPRESS SITE!!!!!!!!

Hurry up before sale ends. Now you can get Samsung internet Browser at a discount space for just 45.92 MB instead of 61.55 MB

Looks like @alice is an Authoring Lifecycle Collaboration Environment created by i4i
http://www.i4i.com/Alice.htm

Typescript: All of your javascript code is valid typescript
Installs Typescript
runs typescript
Typescript: line x in function y has an error
Checking the function for error and the code is fine
After wasting an hour comment out all the linez in function y
Run typescript
Typescript: you have an error on line x which is commented in function y

ERROR IN A COMMENTED LINE :(

Me: Hey mate I'm David
Classmate: Hey I'm dom
Me: Are you Real DOM or Virtual DOM?

You have -7 days to update thr app.

Go home Messenger your drunk

Italian chef: We have the best spaghetti in the world
PHP developer: I doubt that

For all devs who dont think MICROSOFT will steal your code

https://twitter.com/jamiebuilds/...

Keep up the good work devs

*** IN THE FUTURE ***

@elon musk colonize mars and starts sending people to mars and keep EARTH for EU CITIZENS because mars isnt GDPR compliant

Every developers dream to answer in the same way to their cleints face

Note: it is a paid app

Privacy Policy written the correct way. They state that they collect info about the users and provide to their advertising business partners which help them cover cost of hosting. In one line "We sell your data to provide you free service"
https://onesignal.com/privacy_polic...

Python developers starts writing his code with indentation and on multiple lines. Javascript developers look at him and writes the entire script in one line. Php developers looks at python and js developer and starts writing $$$$$$$$$$$$$

The worst thing about university is having to listen to lecturer say DATA MINING IS GOOD at every single lecture there is.

~ sudo commit 777 /github
~ github read write execute permissions set

Always create a new branch when you want to commit

Give a man an Android app and he will thank you for a day. Teach a man how to create Android app and he will curse you for a lifetime.

Loading Google Earth. 0 of 4.54 billion years processed.

Downloaded SQL assigment
Scroll fown to find the tables and the data
A table with the worst font to use

Me: Enters SQL class
Prof: We will draw ERD diagram on awwapp
Me: (In my head - I hate ERD diagrams) start drawing the first ERD diagram
Prof: That diagram is wrong
Prof: opens SQL Activities_Solution.pdf on his PC
Me: Tried to change the file name on aws to get solution file - fail
Copy SQL Activities.pdf file url (https://url/courses/6429/...). Adds 1 to 1100726 = 1100727 and downloads SQL Activities_Solution.pdf
Open PDF in one tab and awwapp on another and just draw the solution
Prof: Are you sure this diagram is corect?
Me: (In my head - I copied the solution so yes) ...
Prof: Let me check the question
Me: (In my head - seriously? you don't know the answer)
Prof: Checks the correct answer on his PC and then checks the answer on my PC
Me: (In my head - completed another boring uni class) pack up and go home

Work on new projects and open source some of them and have 50+ star on the repos and people start using it

The only reason to go to university

When university throws at you useless tutors, catch them and put in a trash can

This app does Nothing and has 500 thousand install, With 4.3 star rating