The reasons of existence behind every programming language.

I had move everything's an object to smalltalk

@ac1235 and ruby.

PHP and the two VB ones had me cracking up

Made my day!

well, this is a repost, but I was looking for the original and couldn't find, so it's original enough for me xD

Its missing node.js

What if we wanted to make front end devs to be full stack devs

In C everything is a pointer

In Java everything is an object

In JavaScript everything is a terrible mistake

Hahahah good one!😂

Javascript: var everything ;

Lol @ C++. C++ is Love!

JavaScript: what if we collect all the mistakes ever made in a programming language and combine them.

No Kotlin on that list?

DB edition!

SQL: what if everything was a table
MongoDB: what is everything was a document
Redis: what if everything was a key/value
Neo4j: what if everything was a graph
InfluxDB: what if everything was an event
GIS: what if everything was a point, line or shape

Brainfuck: what if...fuck

@7Raiden @jeeper what's so wrong with JavaScript?

@VikiMaster2 It has a consistent syntax, however human beings have inconsistent minds. See the problem?

@VikiMaster2 Universities teach strict object oriented languages like Java and C++, so when these people encounter something a bit more flexible or functional like JS or Python they get confused, write horrible code, and blame the language.

@bittersweet Totally agreed

lool what if we took the joke too far 😂😂

I wonder about brainf***

What if I could like it a thousand times
The perl6 one was awesome 😂