True or not? ;)

This is absolutely true

@chrros95 Heeeey welcome to devrant! Have your first like!

So sadly true.....

Then the message queue ends up getting clogged up and they rewrite event processing in C and the Heroku bill is too high so they build a Mesos cluster and dockerify everything and by the end of the day it's a fleet of deformed birds

the PMs died... #tooRealMan

Hahah gives me comfort whenever building up our cloud based backend seems troublesome

Poor pms....

You mean :

True or
!false

I firmly believe that in 6-10 years that bird will have evolved into its own dragon if the company keeps a startup mentality

Fukken accurate

The only piece that's missing is management telling everyone that the dragon isn't that bad....

this is awesome :-)

Startups often start with a rushed monolith. Sometimes in PHP.
Until the break even point, most development is focused on fast instead of quality.

Worst.Engineering.Ever

I’m currently feeling like Don Quijote