A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. β™¨πŸ’¨πŸŽˆ

He reduces height and spots a man down below.

He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions,

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says:

"Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"

"Well", says the man “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

  • 13
    The old ones are the best!
  • 32
    That’s the old version. New version is simpler.

    A man flying a hot air balloon realizes he’s lost.

    Gets shot down by NORAD.
  • 2
    he should ask "in what state we are currently?"
  • 5
    @daniel-wu solid state , but if you get too close to your heat element, you might be in a liquid state
  • 3
    After the first line I for sure thought he was going to get blown up by the Americas πŸš€πŸŽˆπŸ’₯

    Edit: @fckIE you went there first! Hope you steer clear. Sorry to steal your thunder. Didn't read the comments yet.
  • 2
    @devphobe our molecules are too big to melt. Apply enough heat and we go straight to a gas state with some solid residue remaining.
  • 1
    @fckIE Must be the same man been mistook for china spy balloon.
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