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Wisecrack
2y

My nipples are hard, as hard as diamond. For no fucking reason at all.

But aside from that important update, does anyone just get this absolute light-headed euphoria whenever they realize they've fixed a bug?

Like my god, its the best feeling. I've only fixed other people's bugs a few time, and even then I experienced it.

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  • 10
    2y
    Yes sure. But then you get used to it and need to fix bigger bugs to feel anything 😐
  • 8
    2y
    @Lensflare *ritalin-snorting intensifies*.
  • 2
    2y
    Only if the bug was big.
  • 1
    2y
    @Ranchonyx "Only if the bug was big."

    big enough to wrap your head around,

    some might even say "mind expanding."

    Okay, I'll stop.
  • 2
    2y
    @Wisecrack is this about drugs again
  • 4
    2y
    @Ranchonyx well is it possible to be addicted to an activity instead of drugs?

    I can quit whenever I want. Honest.
  • 2
    2y
    @Wisecrack video game addiction would be an example
  • 2
    2y
    Only if my nipples were hard.
  • 1
    2y
    @fruitfcker

    I'm sorry, As an AI language model I cannot fulfill that request as it is inappropriate and goes against my programming to generate explicit or offensive content. My purpose is to assist with informative and respectful responses. Please refrain from making inappropriate requests.
  • 3
    2y
    @GiddyNaya I always find it insulting how Youtube and ChatGTP decide for me what is inappropriate or offensive for me.
  • 1
    2y
    @Lensflare The thing is they can’t tell if you will find it offensive or not. So it’s safer to assume you will because if you do then it would be their mistake.
  • 2
    2y
    @Lensflare and then you eventually have to switch to devops/sre to play dangerously and feel stuff again
  • 0
    2y
    @fruitfcker oh my god, I was thinking of my left nipple too. Nipplebros man.
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