friend: "oh my god i have a virus!"
me: "let me see..."
me: *ticks the "don't allow this page to create any more alerts" checkbox in chrome, then closes the page*
friend: "how did you do that?"
me: "magic!"

Hell ! Yeah :D Magic !

People's inability to read plain simple messages on the screen is astounding.
"Press OK to proceed" on the TV screen with a huge fucking OK button on the remote - "What do I do now?". Fuck I don't know, make a sandwich? Have a haircut? Plant a tree? Or maybe... I think I understand it now... maybe, just maybe you have to press OK 🤔🔫

"It's magic, Joel; it's magic!"