Client: is it possible to make my computer unhackable, untraceable, and make it to were it can never get viruses?

Me: yes!

Client: How?

Me: Just don't go on the internet.

Lit

And put it in a safe indump it in the ocean. There are still physical hackers who dont use internet and plug in a USB.

There should no input possible.

@Codex404 THANK YOU.

Helps if you can remove any long term storage first too...

Like just a Mobo, processor, memory and flash.

@stop Apple was on the right track all along with taking away all the ports

@LicensedCrime this is the only way, new head of security. Pls everyone comply with new "set it on fire for safety" policy.

Wow

Ironic, so I was told I need to take 4 infosec. Online training courses for work today.

My response, jokingly, was: why do I need to take training,. It's obvious, just unplug my PC from the network.

"The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards - and even then I have my doubts."
- Gene Spafford

@billgates service request to remove billgates from the network, priority, please do asap.

He's also requested inclusion in the new security by fire beta procedure... please bring the petrol and matches to floor 4, to immediately secure his device.

Yup.is easier just to keep it disconneced from the electricity and no battery

*Casually slides a rubber ducky into the USB port*

Doesn't always work.
The stuxnet virus was created to make use of usb-sticks to be carried over to airgapped systems.

Lul

Just segregate layer 8 from the equipment.