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This is my life now, the cancer has taken over...

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  • 24
    We can negotiate. I... I... will learn brainfuck but... but remove this thing out of my sight, please.
  • 10
    @just-basic-user no can do man, recruiters are going to want 10 years of experience with this, im just going to end it now
  • 5
    well the new generation will not have a problem coding with this language -.-
  • 5
    @gitpush I am the new generation and this thing is terrifying me.
  • 2
    @gitpush what about us? are we going to die!
  • 8
    #define 👈 return <- killed me

    what about a:
    #define 🖕 exit
  • 1
    @just-basic-user I meant those that are now 11 and 12, I've seen kids convo its mostly those stupid emojies

    @savethecode someone must carry on with our legacy lol
  • 1
    @simus congratulations! you just infected devRant
  • 3
    That’s not so bad now 😱

    I just ran this......

    <?php
    //runs on php 7.1
    $😭 = 404;
    echo $😭;
    ?>

    I think I need to quit while I’m still ahead.
  • 0
    Question from a very old guy... How do you ad the emoji?
  • 1
    I was considering learning EmojiCode for fun, but knowing that I can use emoji with C++ ... That's great :D
  • 2
  • 0
    I’m 15 and emojicode is harder for me than c++ because it takes half an hour to find the watermelon and cherry emojis
  • 1
    Once you get used to it, it's just as readable as normal shitty code

    @Mallear and actually: you can't. C++ doesn't allow Unicode characters in identifiers (MSVC is the only exception to that and I wouldn't bet on that either)
  • 0
    Hahahahahaha
  • 0
    @Krokoklemme Apparently no one noticed the Perl script in the compile step.
  • 0
    @bittersweet it's just that no one can comprehend that stuff :P
  • 1
    syntax error. Pig not declared 😂
  • 1
    Dis is the work of Satan 😱
  • 0
    I’m sorry but this scares the living shit out of me.
  • 0
    OFC this is C++ but in emojis , How dare you convert your brain language into emojis.
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