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I don't get attention from single women at the gym, But I catch some moms staring at me from a distance.

It's a weird phase I'm going through.

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  • 3
    Do you have a Dad bod because then it's canonical?
  • 14
    Plot twist: the moms just stare at you because they're worried that you might eat their children alive, and the single women don't even notice you because they're too busy with recording Tiktok videos of themselves instead of exercising anyway.
  • 2
    @Fast-Nop I thought sid was the one making tiktoks from himself
  • 2
    @retoor That could actually be a way to get noticed by those in the gym who aren't recording, but watching Tiktok videos.
  • 10
    Just be glad it isn't that 300lb all muscle guy named Ben Dover staring at you.
  • 1
    Or maybe the non single moms want to have an affair with you...
  • 2
    @Demolishun there are worse fates 😏😏😏😏
  • 7
    Or maybe the moms want to make you a sandwich...

    Because you really look like you're starving.

    Or just in need of some loving care.
  • 3
    Just make sure no one is filming you… 😵
  • 2
    You're a cougar magnet
  • 3
    Mom's thinking "I am so tired, I want holiday. Hmm here is a guy who looks like who has his shit together'
  • 3
    There used to be this built girl that would look at me constantly at the gym. I have no clue why, it seemed like she had been in it for a whiiiiiiiiiiile. One day she struck conversation and snuck in the "I like cute nerd dudes with glasses btw" and it caught me off guard. She looked like a chola (Mexican ghetto chick) and even though she was good looking i was 100% not expecting that sh.

    It happens, das what you get for being good looking.
  • 4
    @AleCx04 did you smash her?
  • 0
    I’ve caught women staring, but I assume it’s because I’m a foreigner here. Yesterday I went for cardio and the girl on the treadmill had some mad bouncing going on as well.
  • 2
    @MammaNeedHummus - I have more of a sleeper build. You wouldn't know I'm ripped until I take my shirt off.

    @Fast-Nop - What the hell dude.

    @retoor - India doesn't have tiktok. The government banned a majority of the chinese apps in 2020.
  • 0
    @jassole asking the real question.
  • 1
    @Nanos Story time? I am curious what happened in both cases.
  • 0
    @Nanos For women, its all about the bucks and the social status. For the men, its about sex for good reason: reproduce offsprings.
  • 3
    @jassole negative my good sir. I am a faithful married man and I go by this one particular self imposed motto: "do not acknowledge hoes".

    Not to say that this girl was a hoe, she couldn't tell (I would take my band off at the gym because I don't want it damaged by the metal on equipment) I just nodded politely and went back into my business
  • 2
    @AleCx04 You pass the test. Good man. Man of principle.
  • 1
    @ostream RIP grammar lol.
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