Oh fuack!

What would they have done, if the baby said "Java"? Given it Coffee maybe?

@PaddiM8 nah i would have kept him, but realizes that he would always be stigmatized as being slow because of his older brother and, more directly, his older brother's playmates.

Why people hate PHP?

@Papi becuase its a recursive acronym. People Hate PHP.

@payb4k i like PHP, but this one was really funny! I'm going to reuse with my colleagues

@Papi @payb4k @taglia nah. It's cuz PHP is awful. Read "PHP a fractal of bad design".

PHP is like sex. It's good at the start, but in the end it gets boring.

@projektaquarius that document is outdated by now. Heck it was outdated by just using the idea of good software engineering practices. Evee is a good writter and I appreciated that when it came out. But my wallet and experience say otherwise. Plus, i like making my own decissions. Not because Linus Torvalds (to give an example) says that cpp or practically any language other than c is shit does it mean that it is true.

I love PHP 😭