Today I learned Mofo.com is an actual website. That is all.

Lol. That's like the time about 4 years ago when I wanted to order something from Dick's Sporting Goods so I went to dicks.com. they did not own that domain yet.

@MissDirection 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂❤

@QueenMorgana I was 14 or 15 and staring at all kinds of dicks. I think I'm scarred for life.

@MissDirection did it scare you away from them?

@QueenMorgana one would think, right? But no. It just made me very picky lol

@MissDirection good good. Picky is good. 😉

@QueenMorgana yes. I really need to be pickier. Or just go lesbian full-time. Lol

@MissDirection but why limit yourself? Just keep your standards high ;)

@QueenMorgana because I tend to attract much nicer girls, and much douchier men.

Is douchier a word? If it isn't, it is now.

@MissDirection depending on what you're looking for, it's ok lol. If the guys are good enough and you're not looking for strings... 😉

@QueenMorgana that's about all guys are good for in my world these days. 😉

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@MissDirection oh. Move out here. We have awesome guys who can do much more. Like treat you well and support your dreams, even if they don't understand them

^^ lol @tahnik

@tahnik I would, too. Feel free to join with any opinions or suggestions 😉

@QueenMorgana really? That would be refreshing. Though honestly gender doesn't matter to me if the person is genuine.

@MissDirection the females that come to mind are all in relationships, sadly. But I'm sure we could run into more

@QueenMorgana maybe we could find me one of each...

I'm kidding, mostly.

@MissDirection never hurts to have options. Legit planning where I would take you...

@QueenMorgana something tells me we'd get in a shit storm of trouble if we hung out.

@MissDirection it would be AWESOME though. Totally worth it. Plus, I'm friends with most of the cops here. We'd be ok.

@QueenMorgana @MissDirection i need to meet girls more in your direction (pun intended)

So where would you hide if you were in the netherlands?

@moortuvivens I'm actually rather shy, so probably somewhere quiet and peaceful. Or outside. On Fridays, though, you'd find me dancing.

@QueenMorgana And that's the challenge i'm facing. The cute girls who are my type, always seem to be hiding. And there doesn't seem to be a common element that allows me to find more of the same kind.
Except devRant, but no dutchies so far

@moortuvivens there are a few. Can't recall the female ones off the top of my head.

I could probably give you specifics to where I'd be, but I've not yet been.

I'd be near water, though probably.

@Ranth67 good morning. Glad I could help. 😂😂😂

Ok boys time to go, let the girls having some fun 👭

my ADHD has been paused since reading this rants comments...

@AlexDeLarge lol the rotten demon cock return!

@QueenMorgana of course it would be awesome! We'd tear it up, whatever "it" turned out to be. ❤️

@moortuvivens I would drag @QueenMorgana to Sky Lounge or Pllek.

Well, today I learned what Mofo is.

🐗

@MissDirection probably wouldn't have to try too hard to convince me to go somewhere called sky lounge. Lol

@Ranth67 usually what happens to me. Or the fact that I can out drink them.

@QueenMorgana it's not a fair contest if you drink water and they drink shots vodka ;)

@moortuvivens clever. I'm usually doing tequila shots with either a vodka or whiskey back. If I'm drinking mixed drinks, they're Grateful Deads, Mai Thais, Tokyo Teas...

@Ranth67 they exist. If I'm ever over there, I'll help you find them lol

@QueenMorgana I'll take you on.
No matter who wins or loses, fun night it is.

@moortuvivens challenge accepted

@Ranth67 sounds fun. What is it?

What about 2, 3, and 5? Just roll again?

@QueenMorgana @Ranth67 that game screams, moortu will be drunk the first.

My luck in chance games is usually shit

@Ranth67 my liver hurts already. I'm down 😂

@moortuvivens it'll be fun, I have crappy luck, too

WatchMofo.com

Top 10 lists of rotten demon dicks.

My best summary of this rant & comments.

@AlgoRythm mofo.com I think is a financial firm's website. Moffett and Fosters. But I laughed so hard when I heard they picked mofo of all things as their domain...

@QueenMorgana Ahh, I wasn't about to visit it. I only assumed.