Dev: What is higher priority, ticket A or ticket B?
PO: No.

When everything is the priority, nothing is.

How do some people not get that?

We had too many priority 1 issues. So we introduced priority 0 issues. Once there was too many of those we introduced "Critical projects" or CP for short.

🤡🤹🐠

sometimes i feel, that there needs to be a functionality in these ticket tools to either normalize priorities at given intervals (shifting them to the lowest existing priority) or instead giving them relative ones instead of selecting absolute ones (like B's priority is being set as spcifically more/less important in relation to A)

Just to clarify:
The answer wasn't "none". It was just "no".
In German they are quite distinctive.

ah, sounds like the classic illiterate "product owner"...

we're not only supposed to build the damn thing, but read for them too

sigh 🤡

also, let me just vent some more... product OWNER?!?!?! product OWNER?!?!? we are the ones building the product, not you as a glorified customer request ticket forwarder

i swear

@DamoMac "when everyone is super, no one will be."

Managers unintentionally aping supervillains.