does someone even read that? - public class Main { public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println("Hello, World!"); - devRant

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b3b3

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std::cout << "Hello back" << std::endl;
:*
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just8littleBit

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Import os

print("Yes, we read that;)")
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kunaldawn

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echo 'hello world'
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kunaldawn

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@just8littleBit warning unused import os
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PrivateGER

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<?php
$name = $_SESSION["name"];
Echo $name;
?>
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just8littleBit

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@kunaldawn
Settings > warnings > suppress warnings > add > "unused import"
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Shisuki

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class Program
{
static void Main(string[] args)
{
Console.WriteLine("Hey there!");
}
}
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Crazed

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console.log("JavaScript laughs at your silly syntax requirements");

while(js.laughing){
js.flyAway();
}
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ac1235

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What we learn from that rant:
even idiomatic java is bad java.
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LinusCDE

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@ac1235 Then Kotlin is better:

class Main {

fun main(args: Array<String>) =
println("Hello beautiful Kotlin")

}
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Draak

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#include <stdio.h>
int main()
{
printf("Hi!");
}
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freeme

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// In Swift
print(“Hello, World”)
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ac1235

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@freeme swift wins the argument
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isaachaller

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@ac1235
; No, lisp does
"Hello, world!"
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ac1235

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@isaachaller that's not a hello world program, that's the string hello world.
Of course it displays in a repl, but that's the case for all repls I know of.
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ac1235

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except for the forth inspired repls requiring explicit printing.
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isaachaller

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@ac1235
Fine, then this
(format t "Hello, world!")

Of course, then it doesn't win.
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ac1235

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@isaachaller APL might be the winner:
⎕←'Hello World!'
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ac1235

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@nahson and now comes malbolge!
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