null pointer exceptions shouldn't be possible in the first place

postman is the biggest dogshit ive ever seen. FUCKING DO SOMETHING.

how do people wait FOR MINUTES until a piece of the file tree unfolds?!?!

the ui is so fucking irresponsive and slow. it is such a painfull experience

you don't need a cms for everything. just use md and git instead of coding unmaintainable plugins for cms that stop working after upgrading to the next major version

life is short.we might not experience the next sunrise.

drop that production database today.

monthly reminder to take a fucking shower

best advice i know

get both into programming and body building.

"you're such a nerd for using linux 🤡" well yeah but do you see this huge biceps?

"you're not even that strong 🤡" well yeah but look at my bank account

fuck it. I'll become a cashier

showering

learning keycloak

tictactoe squared. An online game build on top of the idea of tictactoe. I build this app with a friend back in the days when we used to go to school using plain html,js and express.js. no fancy frameworks or other tooling

which javascript framework to use

So I'm apparently not allowed to work with what I've learned in my work in my free time.

My boss gave me the job to create modifications for an already existing tool. I always wanted to do that and I started to collect ideas a long time ago what I want to have. So I kindly shared my ideas with my boss and started working on it. Since I'm leaving the company I now longer work on these things and now I started continue working on MY ideas in my free time.

And for protocol: I didn't take any of my code I wrote in my working time and I didn't apply anything else that clearly belongs to the company.

Now I have a problem with my boss. I shared him my ideas so now they belong to the company. And I learned how to create modifications for this tool in my working time so now I'm not allowed to use this knowledge for anything else. I had an argument with my boss but he persists on the idea that since he gave me this little feedback that my ideas are great, they now belong to his company and he wants to put me into big trouble now...

Leaving open issues and e-mails with clients and go to vacation and now they're all my problem...

Just programming my own version of wordle and adding crane to they keyboard since 2blue1brown destroyed the game.

ms paint on windows xp.

my client has the most ridiculous tech stack for displaying an admin ui website I've ever seen.

* They have a mssql as db (on a separate machine)
* node js backend followed by a nuxt js backend (why???)
* then a nginx and on yet another server an apache

My best experience this year was to be the project manager of a software project and my worst experience was to work alone on this project.

Why do freelancers write 20 lines of documentation and then leave the project?

those who are dependent on facebook's serverless services are now really serverless

github

Finally stopped using only one password for everything.

How to be a hacker:
win + r
cmd
color 0a
ping google.com

fuck you windows

everything that needs wifi wont work because you are trying to tell me that im not connected. but edge works fine?

WTF?!

All my 'real life' friends like:

- Why do you need two monitors?

- Why does your keyboard has keys that do nothing when pressed?

- You have a controller on pc?

- Hehehe. I found a funny meme on 9gag -.-

My first programming lan was Lua. And they who know that lan knows, that I may was confused when I switched to a 'normal' programming lan like c# or java, because when you init a string you just type: a = ":)". but you can still set it to an int: a = 10. So every vars in Lua aren't sticked to a type. The arrays also can have any kind of var in it.

So I never learned what a String, int, ... is. I didn't understood why a method can't just return anything or why an array has a length.

public class Main {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Hello, World!");
}
}

sorry for my messy code

When I still used swing to programm some games, I met a friend and I told him stupid because he was using linux instead of just windows, just because I didnt knew what linux actually is. He then showed me some features of linux and I said, that I'll never switch to linux because I like Win 10. After that he showed me Discord as well as telegram. And again i told him I'll never use it because I got teamspeak and whatsapp. About 1 week later I only use Discord, have a linux OS installed and using telegram (but still whatsapp).

Thanks for opening my eyes ;)