What sucks about finally getting a new job? Shit test. I mean, poop test.

As in they are going to test your poop?

@Jonnyforgotten yes

Wowzers 😲

Serious question: why would they even care what drugs you take? As long as you do a good job?

I in one of my jobs, I met the CTO a few days before I started working there, and he explained why he likes MDMA and another drug with a name I can't recall rather than coke, at which point one of the other executives intervened and said coke is much better.

@configurator were you working for the mafia at the time?

@nikolatesla are you tempted to see how good the test is and take some cat poo in?

@configurator uhmm.... asking for a friend. Are they accepting applications? 😂

@Jonnyforgotten @AnonyOps I'd rather not say which company this is, but they are hiring. I have never worked for the mafia.