At a party.

A: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a dev-
A: So you can like... hack things? Can you hack my insta?

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Next time say I'm unemployed, I usually say I'm a student just to avoid this type of shit

Every damn time....

@gitpush If someone asks me if I could hack something, I always say yes, of course. So don't make me angry, or all your accounts will be gone by tomorrow.

@tracktraps haha nailed it 😂

"What do you do for a living"?
"Well I'm an IT secur-"

"OMG PLS HACK INTO THIS BANK, FIX MY ROUTER AT HOME AND CLEAN NY COMPUTER FROM VIRUSES"

"Sorry I don'-"

"WTF? WHAT A LOSER. YOU CLEARLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS"

@clovisIrex for dumb people like that give em a keylogger, find their Facebook pass leak every conversation

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I’d go with Dolphin Trainer.

DevRant I see every single day:

Friend: What do you do?
Me: I'm a developer.
Friend: Then you can [INSERT one of following: hack email/fix all computers/break into NASA servers/remote launch nuclear missiles]?

#everydevrantever

"Yes, yes i can, i can do anything..."

Who on god's green earth would want to hack into that selfie-infested cesspool of bloated egos anyway? If I want numerous pictures of food I'll use stock photos, thanks.

I mean, fuck, you gotta wonder what makes people believe their shitty pictures are soooo damned interesting that someone wouldwant to hack 'em...

@mcalis The pics are of no interest to anyone - except for nude pics of some stars. I think the purpose is rather that people everywhere use the same password and everything is connected to each other. If you hacked an account, it's usually not difficult to get access to other accounts, such as GMail.

I can hack your asssss if you want

Reply depends the gender of the person asking XD