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fyroc58749yIn my 6 years of development expierence... my answer to this is...
Do not date the Graphic Design girl whose desk is next to yours. -
Document EXACTLY what people request. This way when I finish what they ask, I can turn around and say no when they request more.
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lewdogg9959yDon't get attached to anything that isn't a personal project.
Oh yeah, and hold in the cuss words til after the meeting. -
btfoom6449yWrite the code as if the next person that has to maintain it is an axe murderer that knows where you live.
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If my code is working, reward myself with coffee. If my code is not working, motivate myself with coffee.
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Implement the simplest thing that can possibly work then see what problems actually occur and solve those instead of guessing what problems you need to solve ahead of time.
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Write and Implement content so that even a less-educated person can understand what was implemented.
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Simplicity is golden. No need to complicate things. If it takes longer for a cleaner version... So be it.
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