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@SidTheITGuy I dunno, but I upvote 😁
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@retoor I guess you can, but im wondering where this is coming from
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@coldfire go try being a simp in another thread bro.. maybe someone will pay attention there. Pathetic simp.
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@SidTheITGuy Look who's talking back from the whore house,
i caught you simping a few comments ago -
@coldfire Oh look at this bitch boy trying so hard to be an alpha wherever he goes.. ah look at his cute little face aww... go on tell me how your dreams are working out.
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@SidTheITGuy 2/10
- Lack of creativity,
- Missing sensible sentence formation,
- Display of childish rage
- Even bots can do better
You disappointment, be better boy -
@coldfire he's asleep already. I know such stuff
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@retoor I dont know, he randomly tags me in a comment in the middle of night like i am his nightmare or something.
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@coldfire I've heard you're a gujju
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@retoor yeah, just like u r indian
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@coldfire why you think so gujju?
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@retoor wdym ?
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@coldfire why do you think I'm Indian? Because I own an elephant?
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@retoor I dont think so, i know you r not, yet you told me u r
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@coldfire I'm confused. The elephant too
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@retoor how about you both take a nap then
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@SidTheITGuy I'm sure @wisecrack had just some mean numbers bullying him.
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you see @retoor, you hurt @coldfire's expectations by leading him to believe that you're Indian. In a previous thread when you said that, coldfire was so happy and started picturing his life with you, cuz that's the kind of pathetic simp he is. But now he's trying to deal with his fee-fees after realising it ain't happening.
Don't worry coldfire you may cry in a corner of your house for couple days but you'll get over it. -
@chaosesqueteam Aww, did I hurt your fee-fees bot account bitch? Kinda ironic that you're a bot account hurt over my words, showing human like feelings.
AI really is improving. -
@SidTheITGuy How brain fucked do you have to be even think all this garbage. Seriously i hope you get some mental help and Stop begging for my attention you product of whore house.
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@coldfire There we go, I GOT to you, hahaha lol bitch boy your one liners are right above this thread. It's pretty clear how butthurt you are finding out retoor isn't Indian like you hoped lol.
Would be funny if you scrolled above and deleted your comments, to wipe out evidence of you being a simp lol.
I'm sorry that your dreams got shattered bitch boy. Go pay for an OnlyFans account. Maybe you will get some attention there. -
@SidTheITGuy Only in your dreams, you got me. You are absolutely piece of trash and you dont need me to remind you that, just look at the house you live in.
You are like the dog i never had.
Constantly begging for attention, will always respond to anything, barks a lot without reason and best of all, has a bitch for a mother. -
@coldfire wow, mother disses, ur really 12 years old aren't you? Damn, now I feel bad I've been arguing with a kid all this time, who's pretending to be a tough guy on the internet. Sorry kiddo,
Now go to your respectful mom, and ask her to give you Complan before you go to sleep tonight. -
@SidTheITGuy That's a new record for you, one full reply with a single cuss word. You really are learning.
Good boy.
3 / 10
0.5 extra for fast reply -
@coldfire kiddo you don't realize your past your bed time? go to sleep young man, listen to your parents and follow their schedule.
You can wake up tomorrow and pretend to be a tough guy too. Good night.
Also make sure to do your homework, you really need nice grades for your future. -
@SidTheITGuy Lame, lol.
Sorry @Wisecrack for the pointless notifications. Can say for that dumbass, i will let you be.
Hey dipshit, bark somewhere else -
@coldfire aww look at little boy here trying so hard to sound like an adult. Go to bed kiddo, tomorrow's a bright day for you.
You will brush your teeth as your mom tells you to, and say Good morning to your father, then go to school and learn new things.
Best of Luck! -
@SidTheITGuy because I think you're pretty cool.
Otherwise I wouldnt have came to your bachelors party. -
@Wisecrack aww, you're the best
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@retoor hey! No mixing elephants and owls over there!
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@electrineer *your owl looked the elephant in the eyes while turned his head 180 degrees*
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@retoor how can the owl keep eye contact while turning its head around? Was it in some freakish mirror room?
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@electrineer it's the only way they can remain eye contact in their current position
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@sizepqqkouj you talking to me?
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@Wisecrack manic episode. I'm sure
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@retoor We have to be thankful they didn't post an unsolicited dick pic.
Damn, this is deranged behaviour even without it. -
@sizepqqkouj you're talking about my sexy bum bum, aren't ya?
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@retoor the same owl kept screaming at me as I was walking back home
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@electrineer like the old grainy film scene from snow white when she falls into the woods.
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@Wisecrack why platonic, of course? What, I'm not good enough for you?
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@Wisecrack naughty even
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@retoor I'm a little hurt that @Wisecrack had to say "Of course" two times. That over-qualification hurt me a little ngl.
We're getting done with SidTheITGuy's bachelor party where we auctioned him off.
Before it was through, the lucky winner who snagged him at the bachelor-auction had already sold him to another, gotham's most mysterious tech heiress, looking to do a mezzanine funding round on her relationship status:
Meet, Ms. Planky Le Planche, the new fiance of SidTheITGuy:
joke/meme