crime - I'd learn Java.. - devRant

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Snob

2086

7y

@vlatkozelka oh python is pretty cool.. I'm diving into it right now
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Froot

7539

7y

Probablly whatever nets me the most cash with low risk 😄
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Snob

2086

7y

@Lahsen2016 I'm definitely with you :D
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Snob

2086

7y

@Lahsen2016 well let's say the first line :D
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Froot

7539

7y

@Lahsen2016 Of course there is risk. You can get killed 😄
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yellow-dog

43826

7y

i would push empty catch blocks to prod
6

Snob

2086

7y

@BindView shhh there are children in devRant!!!
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b3b3

4065

7y

I'd probably be asleep lol
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j0n4s

5310

7y

why is learning java a crime?
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Snob

2086

7y

@nobes it's not a crime but a Java.util.CrimeFactory;
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helloworld

9374

7y

walk in to a bank and fill up a suitcase or 2 full of money. Then fuck off round the world. never work again, except for my own shit.
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AlgoRythm

50254

7y

@Artemix I'm skipping right now shhhhh
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Snob

2086

7y

@AlgoRythm THATS ILLEGAL
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AlgoRythm

50254

7y

@wholl0p I said shhh!
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Snob

2086

7y

@AlgoRythm ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᶦˡˡᵉᵍᵃˡ
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Snob

2086

7y

@GodHatesMe except for me of course!
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Snob

2086

7y

@GodHatesMe I'm struggling to classify whether this is a compliment or not... :D
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incognito

3410

7y

'sudo rm -rf /' on the production server... And watch it burn
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payb4k

923

7y

I will run: rm -rf / on all the world servers running linux/unix. Also install windows on everyones computer via a worm virus.
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galena

7159

7y

Create Stuxnet 2.0 which installs Linux on all Windows machines!
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TheBeardedOne

3130

6y

GTFO to somewhere where crime is still illegal. Don't want to end up on the receiving end...

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