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owithg
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A note to my team, who I hope never actually reads this.

To my manager: Grow a fucking spine, you asshat! We literally ignore you, you are useless!! Other people do your job, and you can't even talk to your reporting person directly! You have us do it!

To my tech lead: You are crazy, but in a good way! I have no idea how you cram so much work into so little time, and I would march into hell for you. You are in the trenches with us, and I respect you greatly!

To dev number 1: You are hard working, but stop modifying my code and breaking it!

To the other devs: If you leave 4 hours before the tech lead anymore, I will beat you to death with a cum filled sock! My rage fucking erection is that strong!

To everyone else: fuck you!

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  • 7
    That poor poor sock 😂
  • 2
    @C0D4 poor sock but happy him :)
  • 2
    You had me until the sock ... 😂
  • 2
    You may want to tell your tech lead something close to what you wrote here. S/he probably doesn't receive much recognition for working so hard and would appreciate this kind of praise from you.
  • 1
    @wiredgecko I actually did today 😀 that was part of what inspired this rant; how kick-ass she is compared to everyone else.
  • 1
    @owithg how did she react?
  • 0
    @wiredgecko She was appreciative, but she doubted her awesomeness a bit. We are in day 20 of crunch time(8 hours minimum, 12 hours average, sometimes more, 7 days a week) and upper upper management is coming down on her. It is due to bad estimates from the business team 😔😔
  • 1
    @owithg I'm sure letting her know how much you respect her helped dispel some of those doubts. Great thinking!
  • 0
    @DasSpeedy is there a sequel? If so, how does it go I want to know if I survive! 😁
  • 0
    You sir may need a therapist
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