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Designer reporting a UI/Design related bug:

I noticed the wrong colour is being used on screen X. It should be xxxxx. Its imperative that we fix this, as it destroys the entire design motif. Our colour scheme draws influence from the ancient Mayans. They were relentless in their pursuit of excellence, whether it be their temples, their sophisticated writing system, their complex calendars, or their advanced mathematics.They sought immortality through their work, as do we with ours. Users will become lost in our onboarding unless we harmonise the flow, the slightest deviation could be catastrophic. Please fix this as priority 1, to avoid running the balance of the app

Designer reporting a technical bug:

Oh yeah, app crashed last week. Not sure what I was doing, maybe look into that

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  • 3
    1y
    Believe me, no designer is actually paid enough nowadays to care about that shit. (Unless they are the utterly and catastrophically obnoxious kind, in which case, just show them a CLI, and they'll flee
  • 3
    1y
    Nah, you will in both cases just get the first and last sentence.

    The designer won't explain their great thinking to a mere coder as you certainly wouldn't be able to grasp or appreciate their ingenious design.

    And they would also certainly not tell you the exact color code as that can easily be obtained from the design .ai or .psd they sent you a few months ago.
  • 3
    1y
    @Oktokolo the color code with they have memorized by heart but which they'll sure as hell make you feel bad for asking
  • 2
    1y
    @nururururu Actually, it is a slight gradient and they expect you to chose an appropriate value from it for every element depending on its visual weight.
  • 2
    1y
    It's all retarded anyway because each monitor and each eye represent and perceive color differently.

    So they can shove their bullshit up where it belongs. Their mouth.
  • 3
    1y
    @CoreFusionX Nah, it looks absoulutely perfect on their $4k color calibrated full-gamut Adobe RGB monitor in standard studio lighting conditions.

    You have to get the brand colors exactly as they say or the world will end immediately!
  • 1
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    @Oktokolo

    Your designers know what gamut is? 🧐
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