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lotd79227yUh. How about you redirect any requests to such sites to a pretty little "get back to work, grunt." response :p
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Froot75567yThat girl would just sit there with nothing to do if it was me.
I mean, Facebook is an ad portal. Why would I spend time to go read ads? -
@Michelle my opinion xD
Anything better than a slap?
Like...
One random folder on the computer is being deleted if you open DevRant -
@Michelle or the opposite:
Every time a new 100MB text file is created in a random directory.
Or would you stick to slaps? xD -
lotd79227y@BambuSource random directory? Sounds a bit too Russian roulette to me.
With my luck, it would pick root first time :p -
@lotd
Simply delightful... Now I'm gonna have to sleep with that song stuck in my head. Rip. -
lotd79227yI wonder if something that would trigger a guilt trip wouldn't be a more effective approach.
"think about the lines or beautiful code missing out by your slack.
Meh, considering your choice of slack.. I take the beautiful back." -
@Michelle You want nightmares? Take a look in our schools website source code o.O
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lotd79227y@BambuSource haha show some horrible code prints everytime social media is attempt visited..
That could be effective lol, wouldn't take long for my brain to draw a connection between horrible code and domain name z) -
unietis2817yI would need someone like this while I work on personal projects at home and start watching YouTube vids about stupid shit
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Yeah not no but hell no. I don't use facebook so I don't have that problem. but a cheaper solution is to blackhole facebook or whatever to a local php script that does something you don't like. can be shock bands, an annoying song, or donating money to me
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@GeaRSiX it's called Extreme Stupidit... errr sorry, I meant to say Extreme Programming π ππ
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