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That could possibly work πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • 15
    Uh. How about you redirect any requests to such sites to a pretty little "get back to work, grunt." response :p
  • 21
    That girl would just sit there with nothing to do if it was me.

    I mean, Facebook is an ad portal. Why would I spend time to go read ads?
  • 16
    I need something like that to get me off devRant.
  • 8
    @Michelle my opinion xD
    Anything better than a slap?
    Like...
    One random folder on the computer is being deleted if you open DevRant
  • 5
    @irene oh.

    Well how about whenever one of those sites get attempt, it adds to a slacker count for all to see and then make it a community job between coworkers to scold the slackers?

    Adequately the count could be displayed in a dashboard, on a wall mounted display :p
  • 2
    It's just a lame excuses for greater good
  • 3
    @BambuSource
    Hmm... Effective but also torture.
  • 1
    @irene a friend as long it's in their interest *
  • 2
    @Michelle or the opposite:
    Every time a new 100MB text file is created in a random directory.
    Or would you stick to slaps? xD
  • 2
    @BambuSource random directory? Sounds a bit too Russian roulette to me.

    With my luck, it would pick root first time :p
  • 3
    @BambuSource
    Okay, back up, Satan. I'm sticking with my slaps haha.
  • 4
    Slaps as a punishment is ineffective against a masochist 😊
  • 3
    @Michelle Satan? Satan would downgrade your OS everytime :D

    @lotd true xD
  • 3
    @BambuSource
    It's 3 am, are you trying to give me nightmares? xD
  • 3
    @Michelle sweet dreams are made of these ^_^
  • 5
    @lotd
    Simply delightful... Now I'm gonna have to sleep with that song stuck in my head. Rip.
  • 3
    I wonder if something that would trigger a guilt trip wouldn't be a more effective approach.

    "think about the lines or beautiful code missing out by your slack.

    Meh, considering your choice of slack.. I take the beautiful back."
  • 2
    @Michelle You want nightmares? Take a look in our schools website source code o.O
  • 3
    @Michelle you're most welcome :*

    It's a pretty good song tho ^_^
  • 1
    @lotd guilt? What's that? Can I eat it?
  • 2
    @BambuSource haha show some horrible code prints everytime social media is attempt visited..

    That could be effective lol, wouldn't take long for my brain to draw a connection between horrible code and domain name z)
  • 3
    I wonder if a "horrible code as a service" api exists
  • 4
    I need this
  • 4
    I would need someone like this while I work on personal projects at home and start watching YouTube vids about stupid shit
  • 1
    Yeah not no but hell no. I don't use facebook so I don't have that problem. but a cheaper solution is to blackhole facebook or whatever to a local php script that does something you don't like. can be shock bands, an annoying song, or donating money to me
  • 1
    @lotd @irene turned out It's not slaps it's spanks πŸ˜‚ he is submissive πŸ˜‚πŸ˜
  • 1
    Plot twist: he gets off on humiliation.
  • 1
    <politics>Just put an sjw there and they will slap you all the time<\politics>
  • 2
    Got my wife for that πŸ˜‚
  • 2
    Now this man uses DevRantπŸ˜„
  • 1
    I did read something about an AGILE technique that has 2 people at one terminal...
  • 1
    @GeaRSiX it's called Extreme Stupidit... errr sorry, I meant to say Extreme Programming πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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