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What would Gordon Ramsay's reaction be if he did code reviews for YOUR code?

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  • 6
    7y
    Fuck off to that rabbit hole you slimy little cunt, such disastrous masterpiece is what I live to savour my eyes for
  • 17
    7y
    I think he would be mostly confused since he's a chef and not a programmer.
  • 19
    7y
    Here you go
  • 30
    7y
    He would say "You make a better spaghetti than most chefs I've seen"
  • 12
    7y
    You call this secure?

    It is bleeding so much data it makes the Las Vegas shooting seem safe.
  • 7
    7y
    That code's delicious, but your log is EVEN SMALLER THAN YOUR LAST FUCKING COMMIT MESSAGE!

    I tend to delay logging when starting a new feature.
  • 7
    7y
    Why the flying fuck are you using semicolons in a Python code? What the fuck is even wrong with your indentations? This shit is burning off my sockets so bad, I'd rather stare at the sun, it's less painful.
  • 3
    7y
    ...

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    ...

    I ... AM the Gordon Ramsey of code review.
  • 11
    7y
    Your code is so buggy, fucking entomologists want to research it!
  • 4
    7y
    I told you no more italian spaghetti cousine!
  • 5
    7y
    WHERES THE LOGIC
  • 5
    7y
    This code should be served compiled.
  • 5
    7y
    U know the pic where he puts the girls head between two slices of bread and asks her what she is and she replies with "I'm an idiot sandwich"?

    Grain prices would surge on every CR.
  • 3
    6y
    Didn't realise so many coders watch cooking shows -_-
  • 4
    6y
    "Holy shit, are you a magician or why do you use these fucking magic ints?"
  • 1
    6y
    @rusty-hacker coders need to eat, too! ☺️
  • 2
    6y
    Let’s not go there tonight 😂
  • 4
    6y
    Your code is so bad, even the compiler doesn't know what to do with it.
  • 3
    6y
    Gordon: "what are you"
    Me: "an idiot sandwich"
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