One of my bosses is walking through the hall brushing his teeth, and another is cooking waffles with a waffle iron. It's 1240

How else are you supposed to cook waffles though? With a clothes iron? 😂😂

@plttn ego waffles. Not sitting in your office mixing batter...

You work in a strange place.

@QueenMorgana but if you're going to the effort of making fresh waffles you really don't have a choice

@MissDirection I know. It's why I usually love it.

@plttn sure you do: in your kitchen. At home.

@QueenMorgana But what if my waffle iron is at work? (And yes I'm being needlessly obtuse)

Your bosses sound cool

Now I want waffles for breakfast.
Damn you, now I need to find someone who sells waffles on my way to work.

@runfrodorun the pink was faded so I went back to normal. So I changed my avatar to match.

@AlexDeLarge thanks

@AlexDeLarge yeah. Just been a shitty couple of weeks. I'm fine though. Promise.

@AlexDeLarge thanks, and I'd probably talk to both of you.

Btw, for a foul-mouthed, angry twat, you're a pretty sweet guy.

@AlexDeLarge 😍

Get a roooom :p

@runfrodorun of course

@QueenMorgana I hope he made waffles for everyone. I would be drooling like a waterfall if someone began making waffles in my workspace at that time 😂

Alright that's it. Anyone want to come over, I'm making waffles. Seriously. If you live close, send me a message (epse@tutanota.com) and come over

@aaxa nope. No waffles for anyone other than him

@epse Taking a train to Belgium for waffles... I'm tempted.

@epse I'd totally fly out there for waffles if I weren't in such a pissy mood (made worse by the fact that pancake emoji exists, but waffle doesn't). Enjoy them!

@QueenMorgana http://unicode.org/emoji/...

@QueenMorgana What a douche...

@QueenMorgana well if you're in town, always welcome. Just let me know so I can buy the ingredients haha

@bittersweet come on over!

@QueenMorgana I'm actually pretty mad there are still no genital/butt/boob emojis.

They would literally conform to all the rules. Valid use cases, provably popular concepts, high expected usage frequency, usable together in sequences, not trademarked, easily distinguished...

@bittersweet with my group of friends, I'm extraordinarily happy that they don't exist. 😂

@QueenMorgana But I want to fill my family WhatsApp group with dicks and cunts. Oh wait. That's already the case.

That's what 🍆🍆🍆🍆 is for

@bittersweet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

I'm not surprised because I've seen that happen at my workplace too. Except this guy actually went to the bathroom with his toothbrush, tooth paste and mouth wash. Yeah, it was around 13:00.

@rc5-asdf I've heard some of my bosses have tequila in desk drawers...