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Wisecrack
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C# isn't simply garbage collected.

C# is garbage. Hot garbage that needs to be collected.

Bold and brash? More like belongs in the trash!

In other news I'm now making $20+ an hour ($16 after taxes) turning bolts for a living. Fucking bolts.

More money than I ever made in my life before.
I don't know if this should be a happy statement or a sad one.

The minimum wage in 1963 worked out to 23 dollars an hour, so hey, I can't be doing too bad.

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  • 6
    Tell me more about this bolt turning endeavor.
  • 15
    What direction do you turn the bolts? What color are they? How do they turn out to be? How do you know it's your turn to turn? I'm turning back to bed. Turns out, I'm sleepy
  • 13
    I'm back. Couldn't sleep. Kept turning around
  • 4
    @retoor righty tighty leftly loosely probably :)
  • 1
    @ostream no idea. But why would someone make an opposite version ×_×. If it was britain i'd wouldnt be surprised lol.
  • 1
    @ostream until shown evidence on any particular matter, my default assumption is that the opposite to America is right
  • 2
    @joewilliams007 "e make an opposite version"

    Theres this phrase, I'm sure you've heard of it, how some men just want to watch the world burn?
  • 1
    @ars1 I work for GM now. Whats there to tell?
  • 1
    @retoor three hours later and you still can't sleep.

    I turn bolts for a living.

    It's actually a riveting job.
  • 3
    @TheBeardedOne kind of like how toilets flush toward the wrong direction in australia?
  • 2
    @Wisecrack from the pipe to the floor? Sounds impractical.
  • 2
    @Wisecrack I knew someone who was turning penguins on Antarctica
  • 2
    @retoor my cousin dies this.
    Truly helpless an poor fellas, once they fell on their backs!
  • 1
    @scor something something Concordia Station UTC+9.
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