Use your other hand. It'll feel like someone else.

You mean someone else's in your other hand?

I did and your mom was like “hey who is that?”

Sit on your hand first

What do you do with your other hand once you've finished off the first guy?

@netikras - Nicely done.

@shovethisrant - wow a mom joke, what would I do now? I'm sooooo defeated. Fucking idiot.

@retoor - You don't have to sit on your hand *wink wink*.

@MammaNeedHummus - No guys involved in any version of my interpretation.

@SidTheITGuy after your mom asked “who is that?” I punched her in the face and then I fucked your dad

@shovethisrant stop embarrassing yourselves, chonky boiii.

@SidTheITGuy what is really embarrassing actually is that your parents keep texting me “come over 😩💦” when I’m out with my friends. Don’t they understand that I can’t be with them all the time? I mean damn if the bagel bites they feed me aren’t so good, but I can’t have them suck on me like a dairy cow all day… 🙄