b2plane

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First day of job. Im doing jack shit. They just make me watch udemy courses of Azure and linux shell and bash scripting all for devops purposes so they can pay a microsoft certificate for me to pass and get certified and they pay for udemy courses. Im basically getting paid to watch courses on the job

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b2plane

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Also: im put in a room with 2 girls. 1 of them is so hot. Both are pretty cool and chill and friendly. But this girl sooo hot😈
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fullstackcircus

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dude sounds like you landed in heaven, getting paid with 0 stress... just lay back, relax, and watch those courses 😂
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helloworld

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You might need a bigger SSD in the wank bank!
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b2plane

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@fullstackcircus @helloworld tell me which azure certificate do i take thats related to devops
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fullstackcircus

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@b2plane can't help you, i don't use garbo azure 😂
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cafecortado

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I want to know... Have you tested the office toilet already? Is it good enough for your shitting routine?
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b2plane

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@cafecortado not tested yet
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sleepyObjobjobj

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hell yeah. living the dream
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MammaNeedHummus

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What about your gf?
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alturnativ

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@fullstackcircus he's watching more than just the courses

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