Today our customer tried to change the log dir of Kafka. Too bad he did not change the intended log4j.log, instead he changed the log.dir where kafka writes his data.

He basically tried to change the tires at 180km/h at the Autobahn. Only god knows how he managed to get the tires off. After that he slided a kilometer on his rims and wondered why the car wouldn't drive anymore.

Consumers fucked, Topics fucked and Producers fucked

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Why is it that the Swiss autobahn vignette be put on your windscreen? I now have a sticker in my field of view. Wouldn't the rear window be a more logical place?