Started reading about toilet bidets, read some posts and one caught my attention cuz the disclaimer at the top.

"Warning: This is a review of a bidet. There will be unabashed talk of human excrement and the body parts that produce it. If that sort of thing offends you, then do yourself and everyone else a favor and stop reading now. Offended people screaming in the comments will not be tolerated. You've been warned."

😂

!dev

I rented a cabin and I have a bathroom issue...

What's with these tall toilets?! I'm on my tippy toes here! How is this supposed to be better?

Also I miss my bidet. I'm as raw as Monday nights.

!dev

I bought a bidet at the start of the summer and I'm a convert.

I've been on vacation for over a week, and my brown star is raw and inflamed from wiping. I must have lost my callous...

PERLGUTS
PERLXS
XSUBPP

DEATH
DEATH
DEATH