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God was able to create an entire world in just 6 days for the sole reason that he had no previous versions and no compatibility issues.🌍7
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Modern programming is like racing against the Universe: programmers try to make code for every idiot, the Universe breeds new kinds of idiots. So far, the Universe is winning outright.🧬3
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Never write at the limit of your talents! Remember: debugging is always twice as hard as writing code. And if you write as cleverly as you can, you won't be able to debug it anymore.🧠7
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Features of any software product development: there is a catastrophic lack of time to get rid of bugs, but always enough time to make them even more. 🤦♂️
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How often do you dream about work?
I had a dream about a day's work, and in the morning I have to work again. Who will pay me for another shift?😣1 -
Programming consists of 10% rigorous science, 20% ingenuity and inspiration, and 70% trying to combine the former with the latter. 👩🏫4
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What do program codes and churches have in common? First we build them, then we start praying on them.🙏🏻
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The most important difference between C and C++: in C you can make errors, but in C++ you can also inherit them.😐1
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If you start sweeping a fly off the monitor with the mouse cursor, it's time to turn off the computer. 😵💫
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The code doesn't work? No need to worry! If everything works, you may find yourself unemployed. 👩🏼💻
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Think about the amount of mental effort spent by programmers trying to understand the fundamental difference between a program and an algorithm!🤯2
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Debugging is removing various bugs from program code. So, programming is about creating and adding these very bugs to the code?👾1
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For the IT guy, the desktop is the monitor, the coffee table is the system unit, and the keyboard is the dining room table.👩🍳
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The main problem when working with a staff of programmers: you never know what the employees are doing, until it turns out that the deadline has already come.😫1
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