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Took a SWAG at stand-up this morning, saying I thought I could resolve a circular dependency introduced in a junior's branch by noon. As the morning dragged on, I became less and less certain of it, but lo! and behold I managed to refactor my way out of hell with 2 minutes to spare!
This calls for lunch beer! Which management has no way of stopping me from doing on a regular day due to remote working, but at least today I've convinced myself I earned it.1
Lately not a single day is passing without me being dazed in disbelief at the rock solid logic those indian and russian spammers have when they decide to spam their fucking """website design""" and """application development""" """services""" to a company that does exactly that for over 15 years.
FUCK YOU and your so-called """company""" and your shit services, you 'd all starve by the end of the week if you had to do for a living what we're doing on our fucking lunch break. Fucktards.
And how the fuck don't y'all just drink dishwasher liquid and die if you're stupid enough to not realize the 1st page on google is not where you can find gullible victims at...2