I'm finally qualified!!! 🤯

@rootDaemon lol yeah hadn't mentioned that, as time increases so do the requirements. Better be an OG Dev

@oudalally I could only hope someone cancels a meeting. I think someone told management the word Agile means hold more meetings. Hell we now plan for planning meetings to prepare for actual meetings...WTF!

All of them used depending on what is best for the application, company, end-user, etc.

@xorith yeah already talked to the recruiter, now he's asking for 10+ 👍

@abhishekb oh man now I have to go check

@theNox rolled down the driveway and took a 24 hour soak.

@neriald and while driving..

Recovery means staring disapprovingly from the dash

Got my fucking up vote

Damn straight

Be an artist

It took me a second and then my eyes bled

Never honestly had a need to go to either to do my job however I do see how they are helpful.

If I needed it and I couldn't access I'd do what most do...pick up my phone.

@badcopnodonuts It's lots of fun isn't it, usually right at a deadline with no feasible way to accomplish it. Then you do and that's why they keep doing that kind of shit to you

NASA has already called bs

of course we knew they would

@PaperTrail haha so me when I am swamped. Shitty practice I see now I have to beore thorough

Why did this pass review...why is this happening...why do I feel like this is in production

I was really looking at the laptop for devRant stickers 🤣

Used this in the past to keep general notes on a phone call or in person meeting that wasn't scheduled

@linuxxx one day, after retirement, you will remember

@theactionslacks said it to my wife...she got it...yay!

Fixed a software issue once that had the build broken, junior dev had not updated his build in weeks and we all kept telling him to. This was my response for days before he showed up one day sad looking talking about having done an update and "It works on my machine"

So the start of a virus...good job!

I'm at a senior level and still don't meet expectations at times. Even if the person has an attitude I always convey that I respect their feedback and only want to work to improve the quality of my work to ensure the success of the project. I take the feedback and try to improve.

Good idea. I think there are a few things that try this on a minimal scale.

Get it to work and Google would buy you out.

Just bought a ton on last sale and was looking at this sale when I saw this post

Still haven't played half of what I bought but so gonna spend some more lol

@rehman

I see code in my head :/

10 years is a long time though

Perfect time to rant!

Welcome!

@dfox an awesome app for devs with a super responsive developer who also gives advice

What more could we ask for?

😂 so epic

I still get caught on this