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barely good = true; quite good = true; if(barely good){ return "Java" . "C#" . "Python"; }else if(quite good){ return "CSS" + "PHP"; //I know, I know.. }else{ return "Is learning"; }

Joined devRant on 5/13/2016

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When you get to your projects and then you go to bed pretty late, just to realize how many hours of sleep you'll get.. :/

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Not a rant but a piece of advice.
Try drink coke (Coca-Cola) instead of coffee. Besides waking you up, it will give food from your brain.
It helped me a lot as a programmer when coffee couldn't do it

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when you're getting mad..
alias yolo='git push --force'

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I just saw this on the web with the caption "Just HTML things"..
How can I survive seeing this?

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Big war!!
Tabs vs Spaces. Which one?!

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Oh god..
Starts using Laravel Framework
Code some lines
Everything works fine now
*Let see what happens if I delete this*
Error
Naturally
*Redo delete*
Run *OK, now it should work like before*
Error
Why??

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Is there anything to say?

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2 weeks til deadline and you're only at 10% of project

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Teacher: New idea. Let's use excel for a better management with oop.
*you give a hard think* Alright I can see how this would work
*ten minutes into it* WHO IS HE? THE DEVIL?

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Just because devRant is oriented to programmers or people who know about hardware, doesn't mean you can post things like computer cases because you think it's cool or even things not related to a rant
This is for people who are in a love/hate relationship with is code or boss and what a little sympathy

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Experienced programmer:
Code works in head; code almost works in computer; code never works with client.
Beginner programmer:
Code almost works in head; code never works in computer; code will never work with client.
Long story short: it's hard to begin but when you let the code flow, you became a programmer

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For someone who's familiarized with modern languages. How can I learn old one? Like C

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Teacher: "Please extract the super class"
Me: *I don´t even know how to open a project in eclipse*

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