when the boss puts a job on upwork with 1 line description

mFriends don't let sFriends use hungarian notation

programmer detected

foreign keys, please

kthxbye

Caching is a subject, misunderstood by a lot of developers. Optimize then cache, don't cache to optimize.

Started at a new company that uses Perforce as an scm. For those who don't know, it's a centralised, yet distributed scm with benefits of neither! It's also incredibly unintuitive.

What I don't get is that git is free and awesome, and we're apparently paying through the nose for something worse!

Do you guys realize the logical absurdity of the Linux/terminal command "man man"?!?

Lets see what you prefer! 🤔
Linux (including mac) will +1
Windows guys will Comment
Neutral once will -1

Anyone else go incognito when searching for embarrassing programming questions? #theshameisreal

I feel like front end guys and gals are basically the folks that make the back end guys and gals look good for the boss. Not in a straight dev shop, but when your boss thinks html is a programming language...

Trump.css lol

Wow. Such comment. Much useful.

When you spend hours figuring out where the bug is, with no luck, and then you wake up in the middle of the night knowing exactly what and how to fix...

When you've finished a project and the site goes live, you get a message from the client "looking good". To me that implies it's not finished, and I'm expecting a follow up message "can you just..."

Happens where I work 😂