Day 1 of Engineering Programming 100. One "System.out.println("Hello world");" later, and I'm like "Yeah I'm a hacker so what?"

Put earphones/headphones on but don't play any music. Just use them to block outside sounds.

This is what happens when you play Tee KO with your CS friends.

My lecturer gave us a piece of very buggy software with no API which we use to model computer networks. It literally says in the assignment specification "Your program must run for at least 60 seconds before crashing."

These people are setting us up for failure.

My friend aliased "vim" to "gedit". The crafty swine.