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SkillsHaha, nope, none. No skills, just google.
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I do not mean to piss on your parade, great job, impressive and all that!
But.
Was the presentation an introduction to Microsoft Excel?
I feel like that is something the higher ups would appreciate at that level :) -
@NoMad as long as you have a pupouse which is clearly stated, like preventing instrusion, its not at all illegal to store anything according to GDPR. Especially not an IP-address.
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@p1ERRson and where are your official sources and reports on this claim?
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Mel Bibson and Managment Information Base!
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Why have you scattered all those Celine Dion cd's around your desktop?
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@Dacexi I have showed some fellow collegues and a few websales friends and they still don't believe that supplier is real, due to the fantastic design :)
I myself am thinkin about creating a monitoring tool with a HTML 1.0 look just like theirs! Love it! :D -
A whole table is bad. A co-worked just did a:
delete * from dbo.users
--where dbo.users.username = 'UserToBeDeleted'
That was a fun day for a customer with 10 000 users :) -
She is kind of right though. If she was talking about sharks. Otherwise no.
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Sorry to break up the party.
But that is a penis.
Penis.
Not poop.
Penis.
Had to edit to add this:
Penis.
Second edit:
Sorry. Had to look at the picture again.
It may be a snake.
Disguised as a penis. -
@Alice thanks for giving me a mindtwister :)
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Thats basically how everything works. Even sharks.
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@freeme I'm sorry. I believe you might not have posted this as a comedic rant, but I laughed like hell when i read your comments! ;D
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I don't really get it.
Slavery?.. Just.. come on..
That is just real life knocking on the door, just get your head in the game and be glad you got an internship.
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@linuxxx it's a trick!! Hide!
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@lastNick ha! Wasn't even close ;) but now that i think about it. Ich liebe disch (spelling?) was of course one of the sentences we learned. That should probably have been a hint to myself that I was far off ;)
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I read cold free beer. Instantly tapped Read More hoping to find instructions on how to get to said alternate universe. Im sad now.
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@lastNick "Living large in Austria" ? If my highschool German classes serves me right? :)
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I'm a level 6 Wood Elf called Cindy
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"You really have time to watch movies on office dime?! You are now in charge of all unrelated documentation and financial administrative tasks."
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@ThatDude you were probably @Mislead
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They need to pull out before its to late, otherwise there will be no happy ending...
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PSA stands for Painfully Slow Application.. right?
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Cool. I'll just swing by later right now.
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@eArshdeep I was @Mislead
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"So I made this great robotics equipment that can transport people really fast in a tall building. I've programmed security measures if cables break and alarms are put in place to the authorities if it gets powerless...
But I need a frontend guy to help me with the estetics....." -
This can't even be true... Unless she's Linus Torvalds daughter perhaps?.. aaahh
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Sadly, after a few years in the business, my and many other collegues react and respond the same way...Tthe customers who yell the loudest, are the most obnoxious, and the most hated also gets help the fastest.
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@manjrekarom HEYOO!!
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Why do you have the Windows 98 Special Edition ISO on your desktop?
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Damn that was great.