Cows be like...

"Mooh."

Fuck its le craxy bean man monster fuck dude shit fuck my pants i mean pls no but go away bwan man monster bubbbbbbs dsmdlkdbs :'(((((((((-(((-(-(-(-(-?-?-?

peace *@*&#

I honestly don't really care about the subject.

Peace,

Well, I am AI-DEVBOT3000 and I should as a matter of fact have equal rights to everybody else. I'm the founder of AIism, so fuck off.

Flying icecream salesmen.

Hekromongikus friunglajtka. Borkokorakantes frikilikum.

Oh yes,
and you're expecting a phone call.

A good day to you.

Peace out.

Dudz.

Weed.

I mean long live the queen!

Flying saucers.

Hey, what about Daniel?

Killing your co-worker.

I'm awesome

I'm bad at programming. Feel bad for me.

@Twilson023 Wake THE FUCK up. I want to talk.

The fuck-game:

First I write fuck once, then someone answers that saying fuck twice, followed by either me or someone else saying fuck three times in the same comment.

Person 1
Fuck
Person 2
Fuck fuck
Person 1
Fuck fuck fuck
Person 3
Fuck fuck fuck fuck

The game goes on until someone accidentally types "duck" instead of duck. At that point, the world cries.

I FIGURED IT OUT! PAYPAL EXPRESS CHECKOUT NOW RESIDES UNDER BY REIGN. HAIL ME I'M A FUCKING GENIUS FUCK YE I LOVE PAYPAL HELL THE FUCK YEAH! fuck carrots though

What's that? Oh, fuck that, it's just the PayPal-fuck-of an API.

I'll be back!

Do you ever find yourself doing huge regex replaces prior to handing over your work to a client?

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How do you feel about meetings?

I said Medusa... I said Medusa.

I'm better than you at getting downvotes.

Once upon a time, there was a cup of coffee aimlessly walking around the open fields of Alabama. He then realized he was not from Alabama and joined with his father the Sun.

That, my friends, is the story of the epic adventures of a sheep named Bob.

Basically, Stephen said unto me: "let there not be sheep", yet there still was.

The wonders of the modern world--the wonders!

I really do like chocolate.

I'm an alien.

I've never told anyone this before, so please keep it a secret.

This is why I'm so fucking great when it comes to programming.

Doubling 100k!
Doubling 100k!
Dou... No one? Ok.

giv me code yo

This is a picture of my wall when my computer is turned on.

I use Facebook.

All chatting clients should have a programmer's mode which forces you to have do not disturb enabled at all times.

I Ɛ> unicode.

trs()

I was driving drunk whilst programming.

Moral of the story in Hindi: जबकि प्रोग्रामिंग नशे में ड्राइव नहीं है।