the accomplice is sleeping…

very true

when you’re at your desk all day and haven’t moved...

happy halloween (even though it’s over 😕) 👻🎃

agree??

just getting the bus home, thought this was pretty cool...

yes love it...

visual studio...

the master of code...

windows? QR code VPN’s? (only joking)

I created a script with power shell that notifies me before I leave the office if my train is on time or isn’t. See the comment for another image of when the service isn’t on time!

I created a windows 10 wallpaper for the fun of it, insult my editing skills as you wish :)

It's 4K, the full res image is here: https://imgur.com/a/LqLuKbo

When windows tries LSD for the first time

A committed developer...
(took ages to make)

Straight to the point. I love it.

I leave to visit a customer and leave my iPhone charger plugged into my computer.

I come back and my colleague has my charger, the converstaion goes as follows.

Me: "Can i have my charger back?, it was plugged into my machine before i left."
Colleague: "Why do you need it?"
Me: "To charge my phone?"
Colleague: "Yeah, but i need to charge mine"
*The cable is plugged into his phone, charging*
Me: "Yeah, but its my cable, that you took"
Colleague: "Just wait until I'm done"
Me: null

What has even happened lol

Just created my first program using powershell, It runs in the morning and gives me a weather forecast.

Developer: "Hey, I've just finished the vehicle script, do you mind reviewing this before i push into the master branch"
Me: "Sure!"
*hes overlooking me while i review"
Developer: "I've spent ages on this, just let me know once your done"

That's what i found lol

When walking, Women swing their arms at level height as your balls, watch out.

I've learnt the hard way (no pun)

When you setup your own dynamic DNS and stuff just works first time, for once..

Similar to @Amrish 's rant, even worse..

Thanks to @DCdave123 for buying this as a present for me, absolute legend.

3 pints of black coffee, that normally does the trick. Don't forget the tablespoon of sugar.

Anyone in London knows that when there's a single drop of snow on the train tracks, the whole fucking train system collapses.

TCP Keepalive. That's all, keep me alive.

Nice FTP welcome message...

Client: Hey, you're the IT guy right?
Me: Hey, how can I help?
Client: Yeah for some reason I've lost power to my computer
Me: *Checks power, all computers are down due to a power cut*
Me: You'll have to contact your power supplier as you've lost power to all computers and lights.
Client: What, but the computers are not working right? - that's you're job not mine
Me: That's not how it works.
Client: Fix this or I'll bill you for the loss of money we've encountered during this and report this to your boss.
Me: How about I bill you for my time and advice and inform by boss that you tried to blame me for a power cut.
Client: You can try.
Me: *walks off and puts time in the ticket, requests purchasing to send an invoice*

2 Days later:
The client does not pay the invoice.
Me: (phone call) Hi, an invoice has been sent to you and we haven't received payment yet.
Client: were not paying that, you broke our power and made our computers break
Me: null

New switch, on a switch...

New switch :D

Thanks devRant <3