I still keep these to show my to kids one day. I wonder how many of you remember this?

I just wrote more than 140 char in a tweet, inspect the element and turn Enable = True on Tweet button.

The response was epic.

Web + Bug = Big Hug <3

Languages without semicolon and curly brackets feel weird.

All these certifications and capabilities and years of IT experience and I find myself writing analytics against Minecraft logs for my kids's MC server to determine that my son really is being a jerk in game like my daughters claim.

You ever feel like you're just not geeky enough to hang with the hardcore devs out there?

My girlfriend keeps dropping hints that I should commit, but I still haven't gotten around to learning to use git.

Sometimes I compute so much that I feel like I cannot relate to most humans.

I found a solid solution for clickbaiting!

You just have to:
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Ad for programmer in 70s.

I love how clients do the real testing after a site is live.

Spending whole day debugging one error. Fixed it in 10 minutes on the next day. Anyone else ?

I can't get any work done at work... The potatoe they gave me for a laptop is 5 years old, Every day I was approx 2 hours (no joke) for it to power up, open up my visual studio solutions, connect to the VPN, and open my browsers.

Then my fucking shit computer loses connectivity with one of my 2 monitors every 15 min so I need close the lid, reopen it again so it "picks up the monitor" then wait another 5 min for my windows to respond.

Agh!!!!!

It's frustrating too cuz my boss ordered me a new computer 2 months ago. But cuz I work for corporate bozos it took them 2 months just to process/place the order for a new computer. So now I have to wait even longer just to have a functioning computer.

The moment when the music is playing while coding and you realize that 5 of your favorite music tracts has passed unnoticed. #YouMakeWild

Jus jackin it

Do we want a dark theme for DevRant?

Tunes throughout the work day...

Someone's interrupting:
Queen, Don't Stop Me Now

Working on same bug for hours:
Muse, Supermassive Black Hole

Merge Conflicts:
Jay Z, 99 problems

In the zone coding:
xzibit, Concentrate

All bugs squashed, deployed, going home:
Louis Armstrong, What a Wonderful World

devranters account registration could include coding knowledge test to keep out snooping PMs? but instead of denying them access on failure it could just silently filter them all to their own channel >:)

Avoiding speed cameras