Opening my IDE today Iike

What kind of tattoo would you like for yourself guys? I think this is pretty creative.

Client: Please remove the address inputs from the inquiry form. Our marketing strategist said that more people will fill out the form if there are less input fields.

Me: But you are required by law to include the address in the generated inquiry PDFs!

Client: Can you remove the fields and still include the address in the PDF somehow?

Me: No. How would the website know the users address without asking for it.

Client: Okay. Wait! Can we change the form to just one large input where the user has to enter everything at once? That is even less inputs so more users would do it, right?

Me:...

Watching my coworkers fix bugs is like watching people untie knots by pulling hard on both ends, in the hope that the rope breaks.

I've been slowly increasing the size of my tech manager's mouse cursor over the last month when he leaves his computer unlocked. It's about an inch tall now and he hasn't noticed yet. Everyone else in the office does and it's the best thing ever.

This is so true.

so true!!

What do you think ?

There's a meowing duck hidden in Amazon's html code

This is way too true.

Meanwhile, in real life...

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

Reality of those delivery dates in executive slides 🤓

About Brexit.

that moment you fix the bug that was unfixable

My son is about to be born within the next 30 minutes!! Not such a rant just some happy news!

Every day

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get sick and vomit after drinking this

Everybody

Instatgrams designs working on the new logo...

When your music is just right and you're coding without interruptions and feel like a wizard.

One of my favorites

The scariest thing in programming is when something works when it shouldn't

Dev rant needs dark background with white text

What happens when is debugging time.

New the Instagram logo looked really familiar!

Least the app itself is cleaner.

cuting edge ux