Woo! Stickers made it all the way down under! Thanks @dfox and devRant!

When you ask someone to send a video of the bug and how to repeat it, and you receive a 500mb+ file... Uncompressed video... Why?!!!

'I'll fork you'

Anyone know of some Git puns?

I'm tutoring a group of students (university) on using Git effectively in a team. Anything to make it more humorous would be awesome :)

Error: Disk image full.
...
Not good on a production SMB server. Wasted 2 hours tracking the fault down....

Turns out the boss thought it would be a good idea to install syncing software as remote backup without telling anyone...

It wasn't remote :(

My life's become:
Eat, sleep, <code>, devRant, repeat.

Boss: We should port our internal finite element analysis software to an app. We could use phonegap!

Me: Sure... We'll look into that.
My mind: Nope. No. Never. Dear God. Why. Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts...