What you do with those is your business. I'm not sure I wanna know.

You don't use brackets? You monster.

That and... blame your language...? Come on now. Bitch about PHPs real shortcomings....

Like how checking for an array type is is_array(), but checking for existence is isset().

@Paramite At that point, there were a lot of 0 upvote posts, discussing dumb theories or trolling. Plus this kind of blows my mind that the op and commenters didn't know what was going on. It seemed like the obvious solution to me.

@surgiie

Yes. It is.

And then there's Windows.

Alright. Now work on selling this to Oracle so they can run it into the ground! :D

My professor brought in a print out of COBOL used at a multinational retail chain in the eighties. It's not a pretty language.

Basically, I recovered from depression by playing Nintendo and programming.

Two bottles of scotch, an eighth of Indica, Super Mario World, depression, suicidal thoughts, three O'Reilly books, graph paper, a T1 line, and a F 301 ball point pen.

There's a spec for that: http://jsonapi.org/

My favorite terminal is guake, btw. Quick access and quick to dismiss.

No. We call that prison.

I installed Linux half a decade ago, and I no longer get forced to do things at inconvenient times.

I don't think anyone wants to hear penis stories

It's a little unnerving that half the people in this thread, based on their comments, have no clue how security works.

If you're coming from Windows, Linux Mint Cinnamon is pretty easy to adapt to.

Linux: where shit just works.

I'm doing some fixes on an abandoned project that hasn't been touched in almost a decade. Scary that it ever actually ran...

I share a building with one, and they often ask me for IT help. Go figure, huh?

It only works if you can be firm with yourself and others. When you are working, no one can be allowed to disturb you. Otherwise you're just running a timer in addition to everything else you normally do.

eli2

So they're saying their jobs are no longer necessary....

*an error

Now you're good! Ship it!

No. But I can make an ASCII cow tell you your fortune.

Don't worry. When it stops working... you'll know.