who uses devices in landscape mode anyways

Lol are you using a server with your IDE or something? you should get a real server like xampp or wamp and it won't happen

who is stuck doing urgent fixes over the weekend? you?

I named my wifi "FBI surveillance" in hopes one of my neighbors is into crime and gets scared.

lossless compression is eating corn, it goes right through you the same way it went in. lossy compression is anything else you eat, it comes out Brown logs instead.

I get lost in my code and forgot to eat on a daily basis. yesterday between code and meetings I didn't eat from 8a till 730p

you eat it

I have passes to WDW would be interested to here about this app too. I'm blacked out for the summer because the non blacked out ones are rediculous though

if you figure it out let me know because I'm coming up on 515 and still no food

did you pad your hours at all because it was the weekend and he was shitty for giving you such a tight deadline? we've all done it...

wait wtf what happened after you asked her to lunch, how can you leave us with that cliffhanger? worse than game of thrones over here

@dfox I've seen that too in Droid

because those who can't do. teach

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damnit I want to -1 you for wasting my time but this made me lol so I +1 you instead

what keyboard is this? !?

dfox is the road map public

it's a new project at least, so screw it go have happy hour and fix it Monday.

if I were you I'd just hard code something into the cms to check his ip and auto log him in with no password, or set some kind of special cookie on his pc just for him.

have you ever seen anyone, particularly a hot chick wearing shirts like this? I've only ever seen them on Facebook ads never a real person

I think @dfox mentioned something about organizing some of these. not sure what ever came of it.

seriously it's not a hobby anymore it's becoming more and more like a job

+1 for rant handed

sometimes I don't really need to use the bathroom I just need a break so I go there and sit on devrant.

right

bootstrap can help with a lot of things and make them go much faster. modals, tabs, etc. but it only works if the designers are on board with making designs on a realistic grid and reusable components. I find more often than not the designers jack it up from the start

when the noobs post one stupid meme rant that's been posted 100 times but now have at least half the +1 you have because the other noobs haven't seen it before and +1 it.

sql is very powerful, there's so much I've been able to do in it after trial and error the last year that I used to do in php. sorting, combining multiple rows and columns into 1, running 1 query instead of doing php and running another one.

@dfox I'm sure you could get some of us to volunteer moderate and remove the dupe memes for you. I'm sure some that are on daily like me, localhost, jireh, etc could easily cut down on them a lot.

variables can't start with a number