Jr. front end dev says, "I know enough back end to be dangerous". Literally destroys entire codebase.

The only reason why I hate Apple products is their proprietary accessories. I've been using a 3rd party iPhone cable for over an year without an issue. Today, this fucking ego-phone decided not to support this data cable anymore.

CEO: You are hired to solve the problem for the company, not to create new problems
Me: You are the problem.

when you only have 1 day to deliver the project ...

Reading through old post-it notes and found a TODO that says "fix code" with no indication of a project it refers to lol

When you use a git command you don't really understand and it fucks up your day!!!!!!!

If I learn React, Redux, Mongo, Express and Node, will I be able to build a full web application?

When you are the tech side of the startup and founder asks you to implement stuff used by the competitors and you're like *are you kidding me*

Most over used meme on devRant.

What's your beer limit where you can still code competently? After two ales there's just no concentration for me

When you ditch the QA and push the changes to production server.

This is exactly what happens when your client ask for something impossible you you still have to find a hack

Started learning React, was confused.

Finished learning React, still confused.

Trying to hide yourself on devRant from PM be like

This code base can't upgrade to 5.4 because it depends on register_globals. The files affected has no indentation for else blocks. Randomly indented with space and tab. On top of it all, one of the previous devs were dyslexic. Save me.

There's nothing quite like heavy rain to set the mood for programming!

Who are the developers for the taleo site? This is ridiculous. 😩😩😩

Don't now how it's possible

When you look at a layout and consider the hour it will take to refactor and clean stuff out to remove built functionality.

Nah fuck it - display: none !important;

When you're on DevRant reading a rant, have to Google what their talking about and then come back to upvote it like you knew.

Code is sat in UAT for a month and no one looks at it. Two days before the (completely arbitrary) go live date and testing commences, finding one bug which is immediately fixed. And now I'm the one allegedly delaying roll-out. Err OK...

Monday

How come that one bathroom stall at work with decent wifi coverage is occupied practically 24/7? Does somebody live there?

Bear Grills thinks he is in a survival? My internet connection disappeared for 15mins...

when you're out on a family Sunday lunch, but still thinking about the problem you were last stuck on when you left home...
followed by "did i commit befoe shutting down the pc?"

Went to sleep early due to being up for 2 days to get work done and overtime pay to afford a nice vacation with the gf. Woke up to several messenger txts from gf about me not responding, ending with me being dumped.

Sometimes you just have to kick your wife and kids out on a beautiful day so you can get some work done.

Dammit, I can't even describe how much I hate when I'm researching to fix a problem, find a forum/question and the guy answering it makes a post saying "Forget about it, solved it" but doesn't say how.

What PMs think we do.

When you find yourself mentally fixing someone else's CSS at the new interactive bus stop