My mum buyed me this :) Seriously , its the best.

I'm feeling dumb, now!

just finished my graduation, now I need luck for my job interview!

If you are reading this, I want you to know that I am probably on some kind of FBI watchlist because I googled "How to kill all children while leaving the parent alive". So yeah, Linux is brutal.

Myself 1 week into programming
"I can build a website!!"

Myself 2 years later and multiple web and mobile apps launched
"I know nothing"

Me: 1 is something, 0 is nothing, NULL is the absence of things
JuniorDev: wut
Me: You've got pizza in a box, that's 1. If there's no pizza in the box, that's 0. If there's no pizza and no box, that's NULL.
JuniorDev: OOH so there's no object to reference if I ask for a slice!
Me: *small tear*

Always explain things in terms of pizza. Always.

!rant

My parents gave me a lovely surprise😍

4gigs of gtx960m and a 6th gen i5, I think I am set for a few years

Exception handling.

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

Programming Fact

What do you think ?

Dev vs UI Designer