Finally got a job as a junior front end developer, never been so proud of myself!!

My girlfriend got bitten by a mosquito and kept scratching it.
After I complained about the size of the bite, she said "c'mon it's just a bit, not big enough to be a byte".
When I finished facepalming (it took a while), I realized how proud I am of her.

Stuck?

I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.

I will be enjoying the greatest freedom on the day when all the sites with lots of adds and very low or little information will be wiped.

Need one of those

Sorry if this has already been posted...

This little ducker

makes me happy everytime i see him

I guess unix was made by pervs as I have to command it to Touch, Finger, Unzip, Strip, Mount, Fsck, Unmount and Sleep

I definitely didn't need/want typescript in my life

took me 10 seconds to get it

These designers are getting real creative. A Body Spa.

Disclaimer: just fascinated by this one in 9gag