Manual JS interpreter.

You know what is a nice phrase to write in your documentation right before you leave the job?

"I leave this to the evaluation and practice of the reader."

Such a delight to write that down.

>be someone on DevRant
>make a post unironically telling people not to tell me what to do
>don't realise that telling people to not do something is the same as telling people what to do
>basically be hypocrite
>get comments trying to explain why I'm a hypocrite
>tell commenters they're hypocrites and that this is the reason I made the post
>shove my head in my ass because I'm offended
>stop responding to comments because I'm ignorant like that
>pic related
>it's me when I wrote the post telling people not to tell me what to do.

Laughed hard when I saw this

Lol, Microsoft finally gave up on Edge, and will go with a spin based on Chromium.

https://m.windowscentral.com/micros...

🤣 I was right when I said that Chrome is going to be the next internet explorer

!dev
Some asshole stole my bike INSIDE THE FUCKING CAMPUS.

Binary is easy to teach

*Looks up from his computer and realizes that he has a self-imposed deadline to meet, but has been reading articles on "How to defeat procrastination" for the last hour.