yeah binary tree ;)

So, my wife sends me this picture because our car had 111,111 miles on it. Of course she called me a nerd when I told her, "That is awesome because if you ignore the .3 on the trip odometer it is 63 and that in binary is 111111"

Binary is easy to teach

EDIT: devRant April Fools joke (2018)
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Hey everyone! As some of you have already noticed, @trogus and I made a decision (based on the suggestion of some members of the community) to start transitioning all scores on the app to binary. We have started by making all user scores in our mobile apps and website (if you’re logged in) appear in binary. We think this makes the app more fun while remaining usable at the same time!

Please let us know what you think and happy binary-reading!

"Hey, you know Binary Search Trees?" "Say no more."

Pro tip: code in binary so it takes less time to compile

Right ?

Happy today! 13th of September. The 256th day of the Year, that equals to 11111111 in Binary. Finally, Happy Programmer’s Day, The people who Dev & Rant 😍🤗🎂

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on binary tree it became a linked list

Teaching him binary

Math teacher: 1+1=?
Me: one zero
Math teacher: wrong!
So i gived to her my calculator (in binary mode :-) )
Me: check the answer.
Math teacher: [saw 1+1=10 on calc] thinks about 10 seconds LOL then says: you calculator is broken!

There are 11 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who are tired of seeing this binary joke.

10 reasons to know binary:

1 computer class
10 nerdy jokes

The binary +1 feature has not gone unnoticed 👍🏽
@dfox @trogus

Please help

Just one bit off.

😂😂lmao

This is a friend's post, he's a genius 🤣

If binary trees wore pants, which way would they be worn?

Mechanical Binary Counter

Hell yeah

!rant

Little reverse bot psychology

Was letting my five year old cousin play on my laptop today. She was writing numbers in notepad, and after typing '123', she erased them because she wanted to start over from 0 instead.

Later she started typing 1 and 0 repeatedly in random sequence.

She may be a robot. Either way, I sense a bright future ahead for her.

Had this conversation the other day:

Girl: So, what do you do?

Me: I'm a Software Developer.

Girl: So you write 1 and 0 all the day?

Me: Yes!

----
I actually work with C#

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke!

girl friend: What kind of stripper would you want for a Bachelorette party?!?

me: no stripper...

girl friend: like a coding stripper?

me: what?

girl friend: he'd come out and be like, one zero one one zero one...

me: I love that you think I code in binary hahaha

girl friend: like the matrix!

me:
*pauses*
*contemplates explaining what binary is*
yes, like the matrix

:D

So our lift has only two buttons

Three beers

Holy. Fucking. Shit.
++111111110 on devrant. This is my moment to shine, my account completely blew up. I am the Elon Musk of devrant. I am the coolest bitch on this website, bow before me you peasants!

... wait, is this binary?

As a programmer, all I see is 9 o’clock.

❤ binary weather.

Hard core coding

It was my birthday yesterday and my dad wrote this...

Bit Off

Be a real man an buy a binary keyboard like me.

Pros:
You become an absolute god.

Cons:
None

When your non-programmer friend tries to fit in with your programming buddies.

Technically,

(0|1)*

is the regular expression for everything.

Mechanic: How many km’s have you done?
Me: 21 😊

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

Read the documentation they said. It would be easy they said!

Interview: Sort binary tree
Job: Manually update csv files

Binary Cake for my birthday ...

Thanks my dear folks...

🎉 🎉 🎉

I have only 10 +1's :(

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand ternary , those who don't and those who thought this was going to be a binary joke.

Top 10 of the binary numbers :
> 1
> 0

No more binary 1’s and 0’s jokes ... PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was funny the first 0 times.

We call “Binary digITS” “bits”.

So then what would we call ternary digits?

Well played Allo!

Who doesn't love linked lists?

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

Number zero rule of computer science: Don't calculate pi in binary

Damn!
Sometimes I just wonder about the level of customization you get at Linux. You can't even imagine a desktop that looks like this on Windows.

Interviewed with Amazon, panicked and ended the interview apologizing for wasting the guy's time on a simple binary search question.

Real programmers code in binary.

Your ++'s are now in binary! It helps reduce server load

Real programmers use binary.

My Microsoft authenticator app was being very binary.

Halfway through a timed midterm (no computers or calculators):

Convert this 5-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this 10-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this 20-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this even longer decimal number to binary

When a binary file contains an emoji if displayed as string

Only 13++? Come on..

My toddler is still learning to speak. We know some numbers now. Today he was counting items on the table, and I quote [with LT->EN translation]:

ZERO
ONE
TWO
THREE

I guess I'm doing something right as a parent. Proud of him and myself .

Who wins?

Bye bye binary ++'s it was nice to meet you

My car gets horrible miles to the gallon. Put hundreds of gallons in and have only gone 17 miles 😩

Co-worker: "We would appreciate it if your future commits weren't so ignorant and bigoted"
Me: "Excuse me?"
Co-worker: "You made the gender variable a boolean"
I... But... Okay...

I needed to sort the caps for my spices. Decided to use a binary search tree.

WOW, I can't believe I left for a while and I got that many ++'s!
It's insane!!!
Wait...
Why does it only have ones and zeros?
Fuck, it's in binary 😭😭😭😂

Freinds/Family: You study computer science?
Me: Yeah
Friends/Family: so you write in 1s and 0s all day? How do you do it?
Me: *Rethinking choice in friends*

Not sure if this is any good but felt obligated to get it :)

Let's talk binary.

0⃣1⃣0⃣1⃣0⃣0⃣1⃣0⃣1⃣0⃣

Fuckboy kotlin

They have no idea.

Dear libtards

Thanks for making gender none binary. You now increased my database size..

You are asked by airport security to balance this binary tree to prove you're a programmer. How fucked are you?

Living the binary dream 😀

Brilliant!

me.Age == 11111b

I remember while back in studies (Computer Science) we were learning binary logic and such. When the person next to me (albeit learning Business Information Systems) asks "What does binary have to do with Computers?"

Irene, don't overflow!

!rant

Few days ago I’ve had a room in a very '80s looking hotel in Poznań. Room number 11 on 10th floor. What a coincidence in their numbering...

Cleaned up my Facebook timeline.. I actually posted a “there are 10 types of people..” joke back in 2011..

Shame on me...

Chuck Norris programs in binary. Only using 0.

Just programmer things...

So this is my homework, I have to convert Hexadecimal to Text! And I can also convert the Hexadecimal to Binary!! I LOVE THIS STUFF

"binary tree" is the buzzword of data structures.

Fuel pumps going binary?

I have 11111111 ++
Sadly the number is written in binary

If your code does not compile, because you inserted a dot instead of a comma or vice versa, you fucked up a bit

Computer Scientists put the root at the top of their trees because they've never been outside to see what a real tree looks like

Woho 15++ in binary

Please set binary score to persist

Doctor: from 1 to 10, how much does it hurts?
Dev: eh.. well, you dont give much options

Me to my friends after writing binary search correctly on my exam paper*

So tempted to Follow. Right place at right time.

Thanks to Drewtato for my 10k ++, I'm gonna also spare everybody from making a binary joke

Finally... 14 upvotes 😍

Anagram

"Instead of adding an extra bit for counting to higher numbers we could just start counting from 0 again and use the additional bit to show that we count for the second time"

My tutoring student just invented counting.

what is 101 + 110 = ?

That is really a lucky number ;-)

i want this.....

What grinds my gears:

IEEE-754

This, to me, seems retarded.

Take the value 0.931 for example.
Its represented in binary as
00111111011011100101011000000100

See those last three bits? Well, it causes it to
come out in decimal like so:

0.93099999~

Which because bankers rounding is nowstandard, that actually works out to 0.930, because with bankers rounding, we round to the nearest even number? Makes sense? No. Anyone asked for it? No (well maybe the banks). Was it even necessary? Fuck no. But did we get it anyway?
Yes.

And worse, thats not even the most accurate way to represent
our value of 0.931 owing to how fucked up rounding now is becaue everything has to be pure shit these days.

A better representation would be

00111101101111101010101100110111 <- good

00111111011011100101011000000100 < - shit

The new representation works out to
0.093100004
or 0.093100003898143768310546875 when represented internally.

Whats this mean? Because of rounding you don't lose accuracy anymore.

Am I mistaken, or is IEEE-754 shit?

wohhooo !! Reached 1000+
Was too busy to notice it until now xD

Code it in binary

(My friend claims to code in binary, is this an actually applicable thing or just a novelty thing to impress people?)

My motorcycle is binary!

Pointers🤙🏾

Uggg..... I'm trying to encode a binary file in Python which may be an image or may be an executable, and then decode it back into a file (I plan on editing it in the middle, but baby steps for now..) but nothing is working!!

My plan is to:

Open binary file.

Decode as base64, or something else that could easily handle binary.

Convert byte data to string (for editory perpousos - I won't be editing bytes, I'll be doing custom encoding but that's irrelevant for this test)

Convert back to a byte string/array (with .encode(), probably)

Write to file.

I do this, yet the output has been altered... Though I haven't touched anything..

It's so enfuriating.. x.x

Docker

Others: BC - Before Christ
Techies:BSOF - Before StackOverFlow

A coffe bos?

The only time I saw someone coding in binary was in the film Lucy

I'm watching liveoverflow : Introduction to binary hacking..
Awesome content.

No matter how you read it, am ten over ten.

Studying AVR Assembler in university *cries in binary*

Every programmers dream keyboard, I got mine today!

I got 1100011 problems but turning decimal into binary ain't one.

My first C++ programm which calculates binary numbers to hex numbers.

I can tell you guys some binary jokes but they're all puns and zeros...

Is this a bad way to traverse corners of a cube?
The objective is obvious from the context and I assume that programmers know how binary works.

So, my car's odometer finally rolled over to 100,000 here a couple weeks ago. Been having fun watching it hit various binary values again (100001, 100010, etc.).

Senior dev at job interview didnt know what is binary search. I was interviewed by him.

boolean must be true || false || perhaps || schrödinger

>.< O_o

When you need the software to Install the same software 😂

"Real programmers code in binary"
You're kidding right?

"Our central servers firewall has been breached" - Doesn't even work on a server or anything, just his laptop

"How many proxies do we have left?"

"Around 10.200"

I don't take responsibility for any brain damage

"1 or 2 - it's a binary choice"
Why am I the only one who's laughing?

Today I celebrate nice round birthday 100000b. There will not be another one like this for 32 years.

When Firefox starts a binary in gedit...

binary jokes: they're either funny or they're not.

What does non binary mean?

Let's call it a day

Binary Search Trees

Hello!
This is my rant number 10. Tomorrow ill post the third one ☺☺

I was going crazy for not understanding it.
I went to binary to decimal converters.
I tried applying my own messed up logic.
I was about to post a rage rant.
Now i realized how it works.. fml

And yes, i took a picture of my monitor, enjoy eye cancer :)

Its not binary; you can be decent and gifted at the same time.
~🍓

Binary posts, binary posts everywhere

Binary Tree

1010 01 01

Is this wk7?

There're 10 types of people:
0. Those who starts at 0
1. Those who starts at 1

So, the last days I saw a few posts here about binary clocks. Somehow I wasn't able to read them, until I read a comment they had to be read horizontally.

As far as I know binary clocks are supposed to be read vertically. Am I missing something? 🤔

ok ive been wondering...
how the hell do computers understand binary code? like, for real, how the fuck do you program a computer to understand binary code
is it magic or something
how the hell do computers understand binary

Interviewer: Implement Binary Search on a Linked List

Me: * did so on the whiteboard *

Interviewer: *irritated* This is complete BS

Me: Yes, a complete Binary Search 🙂

Got an exam next friday, 1/3 of the points are given by calculating decimal numbers to binary numbers

There are 10 types of people.
1. Those who understand binary.
2. Those who don't.

Calling your parents

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand ternary, those who don't and those who were expecting the binary joke ;)

Binary language 😂

Start writing unit tests

But, you forgot to set the amounts for free swag in binary too 🤔

What will happen if every school starts teaching with binary numbers before the easy decimal number system?

I think it would be challenging initially but it can have a much greater impact on how we think and it can open a completely new possibility of faster algorithms that can directly be understood by computers.

The reason people hate binary systems is that all their life they make the decimal system a habit which makes them reluctant to learn binary systems into that much depth later on.

Just a thought. But I really believe if I would have learned the binary system before the decimal system than my brain would see things in a totally different way than it does now.

It sounds a little geeky yet thoughtful

01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01000001 01101100 01101100

//First rant

So I've been working trying to get a file exporter for a binary file format mostly reverse engineered - 2001 Super Monkey Ball 2 (GameCube) if anyone's interested.

Everything works fine, goals show up in the right places, wormholes work as intended, etc. That is everything, except every single level you create will be invisible, or crash (Depending on which version of Dolphin emu you use).

This happens whenever trying to specify object names for 3D objects. I checked, all the many offsets seem correct, Object names are correct. Tried both null terminated strings and fixed 80 character strings - nothing.

Some other guy also made an exporter that works, however the code is an absolute mess - basically unreadable. It also lacks some newer parts of the file spec, which is the main reason as to why I'm rewriting it.

And as I'm working with an almost entirely unheard of file format, there are few people to go to for help. The 2 I know who are also familiar with the LZ file format have no idea either...

Sigh.

You know that the Algorithm & Data Structure exam is coming, when you start traversing binary search trees in your sleep

im just going to leave this here.

have found now.

Anyone else think that the ++ counter in hex would be a better April fool's joke?

Life is binary! Either you've social life or you don't.

And yet the question is in binary...

Just saw 10000 under my icon and thought of it as a bug in website. With hopes I went on to customize avatar.
2 single digits have never made fun of me that bad.

01010111 01100101 00100000 01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110110 01010010 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100001

There are 10 types of people in the world:Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Lambda Expression is fucking binary. You either get it or you don't.

So the binary reputation easter egg is finally over
I won't forget my first confusion when i saw this and assumed that there are tyrants everywhere xD

The closest I've been to 4th base in the last few month is base 2.

Y'know, up until now, everyone was just bragging about who has the most ++s... (I'm kidding, that didn't really happen... I think...?)

But now that we have ++s in binary, we can literally brag about who has the LONGEST... string of ++s.
Not... something else. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh well, size doesn't matter anyway.
Happy Easter/April Fools! °u°

BS = Binary Search (on LinkedIn)

101010001010101000101010101110101001000101010101010001010101110101010101010010010100101010101010

Well! Joke was in Binary 😋

There are only 10 type of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't

02:03
Correct data, wrong reading

There are only 10 types of people in the world:
Those that understand binary and those that don't.

Float Titanic

I honestly treat JavaScript as a binary executable format nowadays. It's an output format for me.

I choose you, TypeScript.

when devrant itself speaks binary

Let's start with something simple...like binary.

Me: I may think in binary but you are the only 1
Her: huh?!?🤨

When I fail at a Rant and have to delete it out of shame and repost 😢

bug fix: 01101100 01101111 01101100

Happy 011111100001!

Code aint binary, make it like a short story so that others enjoy to read instead of doing headbangs

My recent obsession with compression and information theory be like...

010010010111010000100111011100110010000001100001001000000111010001110010011000010111000000100001

My binary birthday cake when i became 100000!

Wow 24++ 1's. Thanks to all my friends on devRant!

Perfect points for me, dealing in binary

Well, that was in binary. Do you have any good pickup line related to programming? : p

Is it just me or is everyone thinking the binary ++ counter is a good idea?

I think it’s really cool because it sort of hides the number of ++ you have behind a wall of laziness. Like people probably aren’t going to convert every score and I personally just look at the length of it as a rough estimate of how upvoted a user is.

I think this really helps eliminate the “likes contest” that can come with other social media. (And as a result reduces spam that is posted/reposted just to get likes)

Anyone agree? Disagree?