yeah binary tree ;)

So, my wife sends me this picture because our car had 111,111 miles on it. Of course she called me a nerd when I told her, "That is awesome because if you ignore the .3 on the trip odometer it is 63 and that in binary is 111111"

EDIT: devRant April Fools joke (2018)
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Hey everyone! As some of you have already noticed, @trogus and I made a decision (based on the suggestion of some members of the community) to start transitioning all scores on the app to binary. We have started by making all user scores in our mobile apps and website (if you’re logged in) appear in binary. We think this makes the app more fun while remaining usable at the same time!

Please let us know what you think and happy binary-reading!

"Hey, you know Binary Search Trees?" "Say no more."

Just found a $1,200 (AUD), perfectly working 3d printer on the side of the road. Thank you some rich person :)

Pro tip: code in binary so it takes less time to compile

Right ?

Happy today! 13th of September. The 256th day of the Year, that equals to 11111111 in Binary. Finally, Happy Programmer’s Day, The people who Dev & Rant 😍🤗🎂

Teaching him binary

😤😤😤 People need to stop believing these sheets in fortune cookies, they are printed using a Linux binary!

Math teacher: 1+1=?
Me: one zero
Math teacher: wrong!
So i gived to her my calculator (in binary mode :-) )
Me: check the answer.
Math teacher: [saw 1+1=10 on calc] thinks about 10 seconds LOL then says: you calculator is broken!

The Egyptians knew what Linux to use

10 reasons to know binary:

1 computer class
10 nerdy jokes

The binary +1 feature has not gone unnoticed 👍🏽
@dfox @trogus

This is a friend's post, he's a genius 🤣

There are 11 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who are tired of seeing this binary joke.

Just one bit off.

If binary trees wore pants, which way would they be worn?

Mechanical Binary Counter

Hell yeah

!rant

Little reverse bot psychology

Had this conversation the other day:

Girl: So, what do you do?

Me: I'm a Software Developer.

Girl: So you write 1 and 0 all the day?

Me: Yes!

----
I actually work with C#

Was letting my five year old cousin play on my laptop today. She was writing numbers in notepad, and after typing '123', she erased them because she wanted to start over from 0 instead.

Later she started typing 1 and 0 repeatedly in random sequence.

She may be a robot. Either way, I sense a bright future ahead for her.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke!

girl friend: What kind of stripper would you want for a Bachelorette party?!?

me: no stripper...

girl friend: like a coding stripper?

me: what?

girl friend: he'd come out and be like, one zero one one zero one...

me: I love that you think I code in binary hahaha

girl friend: like the matrix!

me:
*pauses*
*contemplates explaining what binary is*
yes, like the matrix

:D

Three beers

I feel accomplished, I got a segfault in pure PHP 😋

So our lift has only two buttons

Everyone seems to have shared their setups so here's mine

I have a mechanical keyboard and a mouse with 18 buttons. I haven't gamed for over a year :/

I walk into this interview, all confident. It's a technical interview and it went over three hours, but that's another story.

The interviewer asks me a question, convert a binary tree to a doubly linked list, in place, in order traversal. I had legit forgotten about all the nitty gritties and took a few minutes to recall in order traversal code.

But I'm given a white board and allowed to mumble. That's nice. I think up something and tell him. He tells me to write the pseudocode. While writing, I realize it won't really work.

Now this is where the beauty comes out. I start manipulating stuff on board, trying out various ideas and, LIGHT BULB! I quickly write down the code. I show it to him.

Now this man sits there, stares at the code for fifteen minutes. He then proceeds to ask about a few corner cases. I go to rectify the code but WOAH, it's already taken care of! He takes a few examples and walksthrough each line of the code. We spent half hour after I wrote the code, with me either standing silently or explaining again why it worked the way it worked. And it did. Oh how beautifully it did.

The cherry on the cake is, for the next question I go to clear the board and he goes "WAIT! Let that stay, use the other side of the board." That was my badass dev moment.

I go home and check a popular technical interview questions website and my solution isn't there (or I didn't find it immediately at least).

I had, inadvertantly, bamboozled the interviewer 8D

As a programmer, all I see is 9 o’clock.

Please help

Holy. Fucking. Shit.
++111111110 on devrant. This is my moment to shine, my account completely blew up. I am the Elon Musk of devrant. I am the coolest bitch on this website, bow before me you peasants!

... wait, is this binary?

❤ binary weather.

It was my birthday yesterday and my dad wrote this...

Technically,

(0|1)*

is the regular expression for everything.

Be a real man an buy a binary keyboard like me.

Pros:
You become an absolute god.

Cons:
None

Hard core coding

When your non-programmer friend tries to fit in with your programming buddies.

Bit Off

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

Mechanic: How many km’s have you done?
Me: 21 😊

I have only 10 +1's :(

No more binary 1’s and 0’s jokes ... PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was funny the first 0 times.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who get laid.

Binary Cake for my birthday ...

Thanks my dear folks...

🎉 🎉 🎉

Sister: HARRY THE INTERNET'S NOT WORKING WHAT DID YOU DO!

Yes it was me I've been changing our domain settings so the IP Range is not responding, I'll have to bypass the mainframe and get you back online with a reverse proxy

Well played Allo!

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand ternary , those who don't and those who thought this was going to be a binary joke.

We call “Binary digITS” “bits”.

So then what would we call ternary digits?

Number zero rule of computer science: Don't calculate pi in binary

Top 10 of the binary numbers :
> 1
> 0

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

Masturbate, then music

Damn!
Sometimes I just wonder about the level of customization you get at Linux. You can't even imagine a desktop that looks like this on Windows.

When a binary file contains an emoji if displayed as string

Interviewed with Amazon, panicked and ended the interview apologizing for wasting the guy's time on a simple binary search question.

My Microsoft authenticator app was being very binary.

Your ++'s are now in binary! It helps reduce server load

Real programmers use binary.

Real programmers code in binary.

YouTube dark theme! *Orgasms*

Halfway through a timed midterm (no computers or calculators):

Convert this 5-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this 10-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this 20-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this even longer decimal number to binary

Only 13++? Come on..

My car gets horrible miles to the gallon. Put hundreds of gallons in and have only gone 17 miles 😩

How I learnt to program?
Yes.

I needed to sort the caps for my spices. Decided to use a binary search tree.

I've been a sublime text user for 8 years since I switched from notepad at age 7 and I just discovered VS Code and OH MY GOD IT'S SO MUCH BETTER.
Thankyou @rephiscorth for enlightenment :)

Now I think about it I'm also a nano guy, I should try vim

Bye bye binary ++'s it was nice to meet you

WOW, I can't believe I left for a while and I got that many ++'s!
It's insane!!!
Wait...
Why does it only have ones and zeros?
Fuck, it's in binary 😭😭😭😂

Freinds/Family: You study computer science?
Me: Yeah
Friends/Family: so you write in 1s and 0s all day? How do you do it?
Me: *Rethinking choice in friends*

Not sure if this is any good but felt obligated to get it :)

the new binary ++ count really got me. didn't realize it until after some time.

Would have been more evil if it were in octal.

Anyone else do lighting or sound?

You are asked by airport security to balance this binary tree to prove you're a programmer. How fucked are you?

me.Age == 11111b

Brilliant!

I remember while back in studies (Computer Science) we were learning binary logic and such. When the person next to me (albeit learning Business Information Systems) asks "What does binary have to do with Computers?"

Chuck Norris programs in binary. Only using 0.

The amount of people I've had ask if I can hack the school and change their horrible new photo is impressive.
No people. My talent is Googling. Not hacking.

So this is my homework, I have to convert Hexadecimal to Text! And I can also convert the Hexadecimal to Binary!! I LOVE THIS STUFF

I just found docker and FUCKING JESUS IS FANTASTIC

!rant

Few days ago I’ve had a room in a very '80s looking hotel in Poznań. Room number 11 on 10th floor. What a coincidence in their numbering...

"binary tree" is the buzzword of data structures.

Does anyone have suggestions for how to not be depressed? I just end up eating, watching Netflix and scrolling through DevRant.

If your code does not compile, because you inserted a dot instead of a comma or vice versa, you fucked up a bit

I don't know if you guys caught this but everyone's binary scores are negative. The first bit is 1.

Yay

Computer Scientists put the root at the top of their trees because they've never been outside to see what a real tree looks like

I just created a sub-Reddit and not sure whether the system is broken or displays in binary.

My most successful project was a calculator. It was the third program I ever created and it worked flawlessly. That was she 6. I've been programming for 10 years since then.

I have 11111111 ++
Sadly the number is written in binary

Woho 15++ in binary

I just spent 20 minutes trying to work out why my function wasn't being recognised. I was editing the wrong class.
Does the colour of the duck make a difference?

"Instead of adding an extra bit for counting to higher numbers we could just start counting from 0 again and use the additional bit to show that we count for the second time"

My tutoring student just invented counting.

When someone mentions a tool I haven't heard of on DevRant I Google it and find the official page, but
what ✋
The 👈
Fuck 👌
Does "Building on the Best of Relational with the Innovations of NoSQL" mean?

Thanks to Drewtato for my 10k ++, I'm gonna also spare everybody from making a binary joke

Doctor: from 1 to 10, how much does it hurts?
Dev: eh.. well, you dont give much options

So tempted to Follow. Right place at right time.

That is really a lucky number ;-)

wohhooo !! Reached 1000+
Was too busy to notice it until now xD

what is 101 + 110 = ?

A coffe bos?

i want this.....

Code it in binary

(My friend claims to code in binary, is this an actually applicable thing or just a novelty thing to impress people?)

Uggg..... I'm trying to encode a binary file in Python which may be an image or may be an executable, and then decode it back into a file (I plan on editing it in the middle, but baby steps for now..) but nothing is working!!

My plan is to:

Open binary file.

Decode as base64, or something else that could easily handle binary.

Convert byte data to string (for editory perpousos - I won't be editing bytes, I'll be doing custom encoding but that's irrelevant for this test)

Convert back to a byte string/array (with .encode(), probably)

Write to file.

I do this, yet the output has been altered... Though I haven't touched anything..

It's so enfuriating.. x.x

My first C++ programm which calculates binary numbers to hex numbers.

I have 14 ++'s!

I'm watching liveoverflow : Introduction to binary hacking..
Awesome content.

Studying AVR Assembler in university *cries in binary*

I've had this windows install for a single week. Wow I hate it so much.

I don't know, I'm having a problem with it right now and I need help :'(

No matter how you read it, am ten over ten.

Every programmers dream keyboard, I got mine today!

The only time I saw someone coding in binary was in the film Lucy

I got 1100011 problems but turning decimal into binary ain't one.

Never do anything without asking DevRant,

Git gui preference? (On Linux)

When Firefox starts a binary in gedit...

boolean must be true || false || perhaps || schrödinger

I can tell you guys some binary jokes but they're all puns and zeros...

Senior dev at job interview didnt know what is binary search. I was interviewed by him.

"1 or 2 - it's a binary choice"
Why am I the only one who's laughing?

When devRant converts your ++’s to binary and you are surprised to read your count in dec. 😑😑😑

HELP I CAN'T STOP DRINKING IT!

I have been stressing this whole week making a program, documentation, stuff like that for a school assignment, turns out I was just meant to do documentation. Programming is next term.

I managed to lose my phone (Samsung a5) and I couldn't relocate it because I'd screwed up the battery calibration after rooting, and unrooting, and I finally got a new one, an s8 and the camera is FANTASTIC (everything about it is fantastic I just really like photography)

while I was gone my mum used my new name and pronouns for the first time (dad is a way off still), the government didn't spy on me through my 3d printer I found (I think), I turned 16, got a driver's licence, contact lenses, a BEAST of a laptop (alienware new 15 (runs Minecraft at 300 fps lol 😅)), and set up an old PC as a 3tb FreeNAS server.

What about you DevRant, what have I missed?

"Our central servers firewall has been breached" - Doesn't even work on a server or anything, just his laptop

"How many proxies do we have left?"

"Around 10.200"

I don't take responsibility for any brain damage

Got my stickers :) finally starting my stickers collection

"Real programmers code in binary"
You're kidding right?

Created my own algorithm which converts decimal number into binary. I feel like genius.

I was going crazy for not understanding it.
I went to binary to decimal converters.
I tried applying my own messed up logic.
I was about to post a rage rant.
Now i realized how it works.. fml

And yes, i took a picture of my monitor, enjoy eye cancer :)

So, the last days I saw a few posts here about binary clocks. Somehow I wasn't able to read them, until I read a comment they had to be read horizontally.

As far as I know binary clocks are supposed to be read vertically. Am I missing something? 🤔

binary jokes: they're either funny or they're not.

Today I celebrate nice round birthday 100000b. There will not be another one like this for 32 years.

What does non binary mean?

Hello!
This is my rant number 10. Tomorrow ill post the third one ☺☺

Let's call it a day

Binary Search Trees

01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00101100 00100000 01010111 01101111 01110010 01101100 01100100 00100001

Binary Tree

Binary posts, binary posts everywhere

Start writing unit tests

1010 01 01

Anyone else think that the ++ counter in hex would be a better April fool's joke?

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand ternary, those who don't and those who were expecting the binary joke ;)

I've never made anything interesting enough for people to want to hack, but I did find a way to remote control any Mac in the school.

So we have netbooks at school, and I have windows pe on a USB (it's quicker and easier than trying to mount ETFS on Linux). So booting from USB shouldn't be possible but I figured out that if you press ctrl alt delete right as it posts I can get a boot order option to appear (also my friend saw the it guy type in the password so I have that too), so I boot to my USB and copy the SAM file onto another USB (while I'm there I swapped sethc with CMD, I always leave an admin account named lolhakt or something like that) then used WPR and hashcat to crack the password (the first 3 characters were in the password hint so it didn't take long). I did a speed run of this, did it in under 20 minutes including cracking the hash.

So now I have the password. I actually kept it for a month or so before my friend found the network folder on his Mac, and that with the admin login you can pull files off any Mac (I found the Mac, iPhone and iPad wifi certificates on one) and another button labelled remote control. After login in we had complete remote access to the computer, including terminal (SSH worked too) to use the say command, and photo booth to see through the webcam. I had a lovely chat with some year 7s :)

The day after I got rated out 'cos I'm a bit of a repeat offender, and they got rid of my wifi access (meaning I had to piggyback of hacked netbooks for about a month) until they fixed the issue.

Windows security is terrible and from that, nothing is safe.

I have reached the realm of quaternary , screw all those binary peasants 🧙

I've seen people putting '!dev' and '!rant' on their rants, can someone explam what they are?

Ok I'm a PHP kinda guy and I only just found out that the larger community (I think) hates it with a passion. I just recently switched from ST3 to VSCode so what should I try?

02:03
Correct data, wrong reading

Hey I'm new here, any suggestions? Dos/don'ts?

Got an exam next friday, 1/3 of the points are given by calculating decimal numbers to binary numbers

I was in Stiner, I wasn't allowed anywhere near a computer, I ended up teaching myself in secret. Didn't turn out too bad ☺️

This binary thing is actually pretty cool! It would be even cooler if we could configure which base to use.

Is this wk7?

01010111 01100101 00100000 01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110110 01010010 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100001

//First rant

So I've been working trying to get a file exporter for a binary file format mostly reverse engineered - 2001 Super Monkey Ball 2 (GameCube) if anyone's interested.

Everything works fine, goals show up in the right places, wormholes work as intended, etc. That is everything, except every single level you create will be invisible, or crash (Depending on which version of Dolphin emu you use).

This happens whenever trying to specify object names for 3D objects. I checked, all the many offsets seem correct, Object names are correct. Tried both null terminated strings and fixed 80 character strings - nothing.

Some other guy also made an exporter that works, however the code is an absolute mess - basically unreadable. It also lacks some newer parts of the file spec, which is the main reason as to why I'm rewriting it.

And as I'm working with an almost entirely unheard of file format, there are few people to go to for help. The 2 I know who are also familiar with the LZ file format have no idea either...

Sigh.

Life is binary! Either you've social life or you don't.

Love 😢

There are only 10 types of people in the world:
Those that understand binary and those that don't.

Ooo I do like myself some uncaught exceptions

01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01000001 01101100 01101100

You know that the Algorithm & Data Structure exam is coming, when you start traversing binary search trees in your sleep

There are only 10 type of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't

101010001010101000101010101110101001000101010101010001010101110101010101010010010100101010101010

Well! Joke was in Binary 😋

Module for splitting binary files into multiple chunks/parts and viceversa, easy and fast.

Just saw 10000 under my icon and thought of it as a bug in website. With hopes I went on to customize avatar.
2 single digits have never made fun of me that bad.

I cannot afford one more keystroke. Coding is exhausting! I need the warmth of my bed.
*sighs* I hope I don't dream in binary again.

Finding tools. I am still to find a set of development tools I'm happy with. At the moment I'm on windows - only because my school doesn't support Linux, but I can't find a distro I'm happy with anyway - and I've got a couple of different editors including VS, VScode, notepad++, jetbrains suite, and sublime text, and I've got gitkraken as a git GUI but it's a little buggy.

What do you people use and for what language? (I use a bit of everything (mainly JS though))

My binary birthday cake when i became 100000!

So the binary reputation easter egg is finally over
I won't forget my first confusion when i saw this and assumed that there are tyrants everywhere xD

I've been using gboard for a while and I just switched to a dark theme (join the dark side)
It only just occurred to me that Google is almost decimation storing everything I type :)

There are 10 types of people in the world:Those who understand binary and those who don't.

But, you forgot to set the amounts for free swag in binary too 🤔

What if aside from ++'s, devrant also turned their text posts into binary. Who'll read, who'll not? Hmm.

The closest I've been to 4th base in the last few month is base 2.

010010010111010000100111011100110010000001100001001000000111010001110010011000010111000000100001

Y'know, up until now, everyone was just bragging about who has the most ++s... (I'm kidding, that didn't really happen... I think...?)

But now that we have ++s in binary, we can literally brag about who has the LONGEST... string of ++s.
Not... something else. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh well, size doesn't matter anyway.
Happy Easter/April Fools! °u°

when devrant itself speaks binary

Let's start with something simple...like binary.

I had my first day of work experience today, I'm helping a family friend who is the it manager at a Melbourne Uni Colledge and it was fantastic, basically I'm getting payed to play with computers and not go to school :)

Why can assessment tasks be even slightly understandable?

I'm doing computing as a year 12 subject in year 10, I'm doing my first assessed task, and it's terrible. It's really not that hard to make things understandable is it?

"Store the data for a table of passengers (supplied below)"
Does that mean the user can input their own table? Where do I store it, we haven't learned about anything like that? And does anyone actually use psudocode? It's so hard without syntax highlighting!

This is making me really distressed :(

Happy 011111100001!

Perfect points for me, dealing in binary

I've somehow got one of my servers on an IP I want to use, the problem is I have no idea where it is! SSH doesn't work, no web server, no other servers i usually use. Guys help what do I do!?

When I fail at a Rant and have to delete it out of shame and repost 😢

bug fix: 01101100 01101111 01101100

I dunno if this is bad or not, but as a programmer I am either rekt or fully sober...

Code aint binary, make it like a short story so that others enjoy to read instead of doing headbangs

Wow 24++ 1's. Thanks to all my friends on devRant!