yeah binary tree ;)

So, my wife sends me this picture because our car had 111,111 miles on it. Of course she called me a nerd when I told her, "That is awesome because if you ignore the .3 on the trip odometer it is 63 and that in binary is 111111"

Wife: what are you thinking about?

Me: how to optimize key storage in a binary tree

Wife: forget that I asked

Binary is easy to teach

EDIT: devRant April Fools joke (2018)
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Hey everyone! As some of you have already noticed, @trogus and I made a decision (based on the suggestion of some members of the community) to start transitioning all scores on the app to binary. We have started by making all user scores in our mobile apps and website (if you’re logged in) appear in binary. We think this makes the app more fun while remaining usable at the same time!

Please let us know what you think and happy binary-reading!

"Hey, you know Binary Search Trees?" "Say no more."

Pro tip: code in binary so it takes less time to compile

Right ?

Happy today! 13th of September. The 256th day of the Year, that equals to 11111111 in Binary. Finally, Happy Programmer’s Day, The people who Dev & Rant 😍🤗🎂

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on binary tree it became a linked list

Teaching him binary

Yo momma so fat, she sat on my binary tree and it collapsed into a linked list!

- Anon from Reddit.

😤😤😤 People need to stop believing these sheets in fortune cookies, they are printed using a Linux binary!

Math teacher: 1+1=?
Me: one zero
Math teacher: wrong!
So i gived to her my calculator (in binary mode :-) )
Me: check the answer.
Math teacher: [saw 1+1=10 on calc] thinks about 10 seconds LOL then says: you calculator is broken!

10 reasons to know binary:

1 computer class
10 nerdy jokes

The binary +1 feature has not gone unnoticed 👍🏽
@dfox @trogus

There are 11 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who are tired of seeing this binary joke.

Please help

This is a friend's post, he's a genius 🤣

Just one bit off.

If binary trees wore pants, which way would they be worn?

Mechanical Binary Counter

!rant

Little reverse bot psychology

Hell yeah

Was letting my five year old cousin play on my laptop today. She was writing numbers in notepad, and after typing '123', she erased them because she wanted to start over from 0 instead.

Later she started typing 1 and 0 repeatedly in random sequence.

She may be a robot. Either way, I sense a bright future ahead for her.

Had this conversation the other day:

Girl: So, what do you do?

Me: I'm a Software Developer.

Girl: So you write 1 and 0 all the day?

Me: Yes!

----
I actually work with C#

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke!

girl friend: What kind of stripper would you want for a Bachelorette party?!?

me: no stripper...

girl friend: like a coding stripper?

me: what?

girl friend: he'd come out and be like, one zero one one zero one...

me: I love that you think I code in binary hahaha

girl friend: like the matrix!

me:
*pauses*
*contemplates explaining what binary is*
yes, like the matrix

:D

So our lift has only two buttons

Three beers

As a programmer, all I see is 9 o’clock.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.
++111111110 on devrant. This is my moment to shine, my account completely blew up. I am the Elon Musk of devrant. I am the coolest bitch on this website, bow before me you peasants!

... wait, is this binary?

It was my birthday yesterday and my dad wrote this...

❤ binary weather.

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand ternary , those who don't and those who thought this was going to be a binary joke.

Hard core coding

Be a real man an buy a binary keyboard like me.

Pros:
You become an absolute god.

Cons:
None

Technically,

(0|1)*

is the regular expression for everything.

When your non-programmer friend tries to fit in with your programming buddies.

Bit Off

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't realize the joke was in base three.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who get laid.

Mechanic: How many km’s have you done?
Me: 21 😊

I have only 10 +1's :(

Binary Cake for my birthday ...

Thanks my dear folks...

🎉 🎉 🎉

No more binary 1’s and 0’s jokes ... PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was funny the first 0 times.

Top 10 of the binary numbers :
> 1
> 0

Well played Allo!

We call “Binary digITS” “bits”.

So then what would we call ternary digits?

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand ternary , those who don't and those who thought this was going to be a binary joke.

Number zero rule of computer science: Don't calculate pi in binary

Who doesn't love linked lists?

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

Damn!
Sometimes I just wonder about the level of customization you get at Linux. You can't even imagine a desktop that looks like this on Windows.

Real programmers code in binary.

Interviewed with Amazon, panicked and ended the interview apologizing for wasting the guy's time on a simple binary search question.

Real programmers use binary.

When a binary file contains an emoji if displayed as string

My Microsoft authenticator app was being very binary.

Your ++'s are now in binary! It helps reduce server load

Halfway through a timed midterm (no computers or calculators):

Convert this 5-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this 10-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this 20-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this even longer decimal number to binary

Only 13++? Come on..

My car gets horrible miles to the gallon. Put hundreds of gallons in and have only gone 17 miles 😩

Bye bye binary ++'s it was nice to meet you

How I learnt to program?
Yes.

I needed to sort the caps for my spices. Decided to use a binary search tree.

WOW, I can't believe I left for a while and I got that many ++'s!
It's insane!!!
Wait...
Why does it only have ones and zeros?
Fuck, it's in binary 😭😭😭😂

Freinds/Family: You study computer science?
Me: Yeah
Friends/Family: so you write in 1s and 0s all day? How do you do it?
Me: *Rethinking choice in friends*

Let's talk binary.

0⃣1⃣0⃣1⃣0⃣0⃣1⃣0⃣1⃣0⃣

Not sure if this is any good but felt obligated to get it :)

the new binary ++ count really got me. didn't realize it until after some time.

Would have been more evil if it were in octal.

*Applies for mid-level backend developer role.
*Company sends Hackerrank test link.
*Opens Hackerrank link.
*Sees Binary sea...
*Closes browser.

Living the binary dream 😀

You are asked by airport security to balance this binary tree to prove you're a programmer. How fucked are you?

Brilliant!

I remember while back in studies (Computer Science) we were learning binary logic and such. When the person next to me (albeit learning Business Information Systems) asks "What does binary have to do with Computers?"

me.Age == 11111b

Irene, don't overflow!

!rant

Few days ago I’ve had a room in a very '80s looking hotel in Poznań. Room number 11 on 10th floor. What a coincidence in their numbering...

Just programmer things...

Chuck Norris programs in binary. Only using 0.

Cleaned up my Facebook timeline.. I actually posted a “there are 10 types of people..” joke back in 2011..

Shame on me...

So this is my homework, I have to convert Hexadecimal to Text! And I can also convert the Hexadecimal to Binary!! I LOVE THIS STUFF

If your code does not compile, because you inserted a dot instead of a comma or vice versa, you fucked up a bit

"binary tree" is the buzzword of data structures.

What's the most rediculous questions you've been asked?

*While studying logic gates and binary at Uni* What's this got to do with computers?

Computer Scientists put the root at the top of their trees because they've never been outside to see what a real tree looks like

I just created a sub-Reddit and not sure whether the system is broken or displays in binary.

I have 11111111 ++
Sadly the number is written in binary

Fuel pumps going binary?

Woho 15++ in binary

Thanks to Drewtato for my 10k ++, I'm gonna also spare everybody from making a binary joke

Finally... 14 upvotes 😍

I don't know if you guys caught this but everyone's binary scores are negative. The first bit is 1.

Yay

So tempted to Follow. Right place at right time.

Please set binary score to persist

"Instead of adding an extra bit for counting to higher numbers we could just start counting from 0 again and use the additional bit to show that we count for the second time"

My tutoring student just invented counting.

Doctor: from 1 to 10, how much does it hurts?
Dev: eh.. well, you dont give much options

what is 101 + 110 = ?

That is really a lucky number ;-)

wohhooo !! Reached 1000+
Was too busy to notice it until now xD

My motorcycle is binary!

i want this.....

Uggg..... I'm trying to encode a binary file in Python which may be an image or may be an executable, and then decode it back into a file (I plan on editing it in the middle, but baby steps for now..) but nothing is working!!

My plan is to:

Open binary file.

Decode as base64, or something else that could easily handle binary.

Convert byte data to string (for editory perpousos - I won't be editing bytes, I'll be doing custom encoding but that's irrelevant for this test)

Convert back to a byte string/array (with .encode(), probably)

Write to file.

I do this, yet the output has been altered... Though I haven't touched anything..

It's so enfuriating.. x.x

A coffe bos?

Code it in binary

(My friend claims to code in binary, is this an actually applicable thing or just a novelty thing to impress people?)

No matter how you read it, am ten over ten.

I got 1100011 problems but turning decimal into binary ain't one.

The only time I saw someone coding in binary was in the film Lucy

My first C++ programm which calculates binary numbers to hex numbers.

I'm watching liveoverflow : Introduction to binary hacking..
Awesome content.

So, my car's odometer finally rolled over to 100,000 here a couple weeks ago. Been having fun watching it hit various binary values again (100001, 100010, etc.).

Every programmers dream keyboard, I got mine today!

Studying AVR Assembler in university *cries in binary*

A Programmer's Proposal

As all the pointers in my memory address, point to your address.
It’s you, who holds the key to my heart
It’s you, to whom I want to pose this query

Would you,
like to be the commit of my transaction.
The CSS to my HTML. The gradient to my design.
The input of my procedure, the variables of my expression.
The voider of my fears, and the return of my function.

The parser of my thoughts, the trigger of my emotions.
The infinite loop of my happiness and the break of my sadness.

In return.
I promise to be your catch every time you stop trying.
Your exception handler for every exception case of stress.
The convertor of depression to cheeriness.
Encrypter of your deep wounds and decrypter of your happy memories.

The defensive check for your doubts, and the fix to your insecurities.
The unconditional flow of your travel, exploration, interests and hobbies.

Let’s turn our bugs into features, together
Let’s be two souls but one body
Where I can be the JavaScipt, you can be the node
and together, we can have the best of both the worlds.

boolean must be true || false || perhaps || schrödinger

I can tell you guys some binary jokes but they're all puns and zeros...

When Firefox starts a binary in gedit...

Senior dev at job interview didnt know what is binary search. I was interviewed by him.

"1 or 2 - it's a binary choice"
Why am I the only one who's laughing?

When devRant converts your ++’s to binary and you are surprised to read your count in dec. 😑😑😑

#DesignFacts :

The Sony Vaio identity, created by Timothy Hanlet, represents both analog (the wave of V and A) and binary (I and O).

Today I celebrate nice round birthday 100000b. There will not be another one like this for 32 years.

"Our central servers firewall has been breached" - Doesn't even work on a server or anything, just his laptop

"How many proxies do we have left?"

"Around 10.200"

I don't take responsibility for any brain damage

"Real programmers code in binary"
You're kidding right?

binary jokes: they're either funny or they're not.

Its not binary; you can be decent and gifted at the same time.
~🍓

Being a computer science engineer, my friends expect me to be able to read binary like I read English. Fml.

So, the last days I saw a few posts here about binary clocks. Somehow I wasn't able to read them, until I read a comment they had to be read horizontally.

As far as I know binary clocks are supposed to be read vertically. Am I missing something? 🤔

I was going crazy for not understanding it.
I went to binary to decimal converters.
I tried applying my own messed up logic.
I was about to post a rage rant.
Now i realized how it works.. fml

And yes, i took a picture of my monitor, enjoy eye cancer :)

What does non binary mean?

Let's call it a day

Binary Search Trees

Hello!
This is my rant number 10. Tomorrow ill post the third one ☺☺

01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00101100 00100000 01010111 01101111 01110010 01101100 01100100 00100001

Start writing unit tests

Binary Tree

Is this wk7?

Binary posts, binary posts everywhere

1010 01 01

There're 10 types of people:
0. Those who starts at 0
1. Those who starts at 1

This binary thing is actually pretty cool! It would be even cooler if we could configure which base to use.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand ternary, those who don't and those who were expecting the binary joke ;)

There are 10 types of people.
1. Those who understand binary.
2. Those who don't.

Got an exam next friday, 1/3 of the points are given by calculating decimal numbers to binary numbers

I honestly treat JavaScript as a binary executable format nowadays. It's an output format for me.

I choose you, TypeScript.

101010001010101000101010101110101001000101010101010001010101110101010101010010010100101010101010

Well! Joke was in Binary 😋

Y'know, up until now, everyone was just bragging about who has the most ++s... (I'm kidding, that didn't really happen... I think...?)

But now that we have ++s in binary, we can literally brag about who has the LONGEST... string of ++s.
Not... something else. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh well, size doesn't matter anyway.
Happy Easter/April Fools! °u°

You know that the Algorithm & Data Structure exam is coming, when you start traversing binary search trees in your sleep

01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01000001 01101100 01101100

//First rant

So I've been working trying to get a file exporter for a binary file format mostly reverse engineered - 2001 Super Monkey Ball 2 (GameCube) if anyone's interested.

Everything works fine, goals show up in the right places, wormholes work as intended, etc. That is everything, except every single level you create will be invisible, or crash (Depending on which version of Dolphin emu you use).

This happens whenever trying to specify object names for 3D objects. I checked, all the many offsets seem correct, Object names are correct. Tried both null terminated strings and fixed 80 character strings - nothing.

Some other guy also made an exporter that works, however the code is an absolute mess - basically unreadable. It also lacks some newer parts of the file spec, which is the main reason as to why I'm rewriting it.

And as I'm working with an almost entirely unheard of file format, there are few people to go to for help. The 2 I know who are also familiar with the LZ file format have no idea either...

Sigh.

Life is binary! Either you've social life or you don't.

Just saw 10000 under my icon and thought of it as a bug in website. With hopes I went on to customize avatar.
2 single digits have never made fun of me that bad.

01010111 01100101 00100000 01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110110 01010010 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100001

Module for splitting binary files into multiple chunks/parts and viceversa, easy and fast.

I have reached the realm of quaternary , screw all those binary peasants 🧙

I am wondering how a #FunctionalProgramming based implementation of a Binary Search Tree would look like?

Has anyone tried it?

But, you forgot to set the amounts for free swag in binary too 🤔

Anyone else think that the ++ counter in hex would be a better April fool's joke?

There are only 10 types of people in the world:
Those that understand binary and those that don't.

02:03
Correct data, wrong reading

010010010111010000100111011100110010000001100001001000000111010001110010011000010111000000100001

Just discovered my little devrant april fools inspired binary tampermonkey script made it onto the devrant awesome list 😊

What if aside from ++'s, devrant also turned their text posts into binary. Who'll read, who'll not? Hmm.

The closest I've been to 4th base in the last few month is base 2.

So the binary reputation easter egg is finally over
I won't forget my first confusion when i saw this and assumed that there are tyrants everywhere xD

There are 10 types of people in the world:Those who understand binary and those who don't.

My binary birthday cake when i became 100000!

Wow 24++ 1's. Thanks to all my friends on devRant!

When I fail at a Rant and have to delete it out of shame and repost 😢

bug fix: 01101100 01101111 01101100

Recipe for reverse engineering data structures / binary formats:

1℅ understanding the theory.
1℅ expections about what you will find.
3% luck.
45% trial and error.
50℅ persistence.

Perfect points for me, dealing in binary

Happy 011111100001!

Code aint binary, make it like a short story so that others enjoy to read instead of doing headbangs

Me: I may think in binary but you are the only 1
Her: huh?!?🤨

Let's start with something simple...like binary.

when devrant itself speaks binary

There are only 10 type of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't

Which non-standard clock is your favourite?
Mine ones are: BCD, binary, metric and 24 hour clock

Well, that was in binary. Do you have any good pickup line related to programming? : p

I cannot afford one more keystroke. Coding is exhausting! I need the warmth of my bed.
*sighs* I hope I don't dream in binary again.

What did Google backup and sync do to my Mac!!! Binary files IN THE TRASH! MY BINARY IS IN THE TRASH!

I was bought into emergency medical care today morning. I feel sad coz I see all these posts on binary ++ but I missed it 😭😭 damn :-(

Hey fellow ranters...quiz time!! What is 9 times F?

Everybody born in 1984 must be a fantastic programmer (including me 😎), because when the year will be a power of 2, their age will also be a power of 2.
2048 = 2^11
2048 - 1984 = 64 = 2^6

Will I be classified as the weird uncle if i want to teach my nephew how to understand binary? (Thinking)

A 1 || 0 would suffice