yeah binary tree ;)

So, my wife sends me this picture because our car had 111,111 miles on it. Of course she called me a nerd when I told her, "That is awesome because if you ignore the .3 on the trip odometer it is 63 and that in binary is 111111"

Binary is easy to teach

EDIT: devRant April Fools joke (2018)
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Hey everyone! As some of you have already noticed, @trogus and I made a decision (based on the suggestion of some members of the community) to start transitioning all scores on the app to binary. We have started by making all user scores in our mobile apps and website (if you’re logged in) appear in binary. We think this makes the app more fun while remaining usable at the same time!

Please let us know what you think and happy binary-reading!

"Hey, you know Binary Search Trees?" "Say no more."

Pro tip: code in binary so it takes less time to compile

Right ?

Happy today! 13th of September. The 256th day of the Year, that equals to 11111111 in Binary. Finally, Happy Programmer’s Day, The people who Dev & Rant 😍🤗🎂

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on binary tree it became a linked list

Teaching him binary

Math teacher: 1+1=?
Me: one zero
Math teacher: wrong!
So i gived to her my calculator (in binary mode :-) )
Me: check the answer.
Math teacher: [saw 1+1=10 on calc] thinks about 10 seconds LOL then says: you calculator is broken!

There are 11 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who are tired of seeing this binary joke.

10 reasons to know binary:

1 computer class
10 nerdy jokes

The binary +1 feature has not gone unnoticed 👍🏽
@dfox @trogus

Please help

😂😂lmao

Just one bit off.

This is a friend's post, he's a genius 🤣

If binary trees wore pants, which way would they be worn?

Mechanical Binary Counter

!rant

Little reverse bot psychology

Hell yeah

Was letting my five year old cousin play on my laptop today. She was writing numbers in notepad, and after typing '123', she erased them because she wanted to start over from 0 instead.

Later she started typing 1 and 0 repeatedly in random sequence.

She may be a robot. Either way, I sense a bright future ahead for her.

Had this conversation the other day:

Girl: So, what do you do?

Me: I'm a Software Developer.

Girl: So you write 1 and 0 all the day?

Me: Yes!

----
I actually work with C#

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke!

girl friend: What kind of stripper would you want for a Bachelorette party?!?

me: no stripper...

girl friend: like a coding stripper?

me: what?

girl friend: he'd come out and be like, one zero one one zero one...

me: I love that you think I code in binary hahaha

girl friend: like the matrix!

me:
*pauses*
*contemplates explaining what binary is*
yes, like the matrix

:D

So our lift has only two buttons

Three beers

As a programmer, all I see is 9 o’clock.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.
++111111110 on devrant. This is my moment to shine, my account completely blew up. I am the Elon Musk of devrant. I am the coolest bitch on this website, bow before me you peasants!

... wait, is this binary?

❤ binary weather.

It was my birthday yesterday and my dad wrote this...

Hard core coding

Be a real man an buy a binary keyboard like me.

Pros:
You become an absolute god.

Cons:
None

Bit Off

When your non-programmer friend tries to fit in with your programming buddies.

Technically,

(0|1)*

is the regular expression for everything.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

Read the documentation they said. It would be easy they said!

Binary Cake for my birthday ...

Thanks my dear folks...

🎉 🎉 🎉

Mechanic: How many km’s have you done?
Me: 21 😊

I have only 10 +1's :(

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who get laid.

No more binary 1’s and 0’s jokes ... PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was funny the first 0 times.

Top 10 of the binary numbers :
> 1
> 0

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand ternary , those who don't and those who thought this was going to be a binary joke.

We call “Binary digITS” “bits”.

So then what would we call ternary digits?

Well played Allo!

Who doesn't love linked lists?

Number zero rule of computer science: Don't calculate pi in binary

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

Interviewed with Amazon, panicked and ended the interview apologizing for wasting the guy's time on a simple binary search question.

Damn!
Sometimes I just wonder about the level of customization you get at Linux. You can't even imagine a desktop that looks like this on Windows.

Real programmers code in binary.

My Microsoft authenticator app was being very binary.

When a binary file contains an emoji if displayed as string

Real programmers use binary.

Your ++'s are now in binary! It helps reduce server load

Halfway through a timed midterm (no computers or calculators):

Convert this 5-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this 10-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this 20-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this even longer decimal number to binary

Only 13++? Come on..

Who wins?

My car gets horrible miles to the gallon. Put hundreds of gallons in and have only gone 17 miles 😩

Bye bye binary ++'s it was nice to meet you

How I learnt to program?
Yes.

WOW, I can't believe I left for a while and I got that many ++'s!
It's insane!!!
Wait...
Why does it only have ones and zeros?
Fuck, it's in binary 😭😭😭😂

I needed to sort the caps for my spices. Decided to use a binary search tree.

Freinds/Family: You study computer science?
Me: Yeah
Friends/Family: so you write in 1s and 0s all day? How do you do it?
Me: *Rethinking choice in friends*

Not sure if this is any good but felt obligated to get it :)

Let's talk binary.

0⃣1⃣0⃣1⃣0⃣0⃣1⃣0⃣1⃣0⃣

the new binary ++ count really got me. didn't realize it until after some time.

Would have been more evil if it were in octal.

They have no idea.

You are asked by airport security to balance this binary tree to prove you're a programmer. How fucked are you?

Living the binary dream 😀

Fuckboy kotlin

Brilliant!

I remember while back in studies (Computer Science) we were learning binary logic and such. When the person next to me (albeit learning Business Information Systems) asks "What does binary have to do with Computers?"

me.Age == 11111b

Irene, don't overflow!

!rant

Few days ago I’ve had a room in a very '80s looking hotel in Poznań. Room number 11 on 10th floor. What a coincidence in their numbering...

Just programmer things...

So this is my homework, I have to convert Hexadecimal to Text! And I can also convert the Hexadecimal to Binary!! I LOVE THIS STUFF

Chuck Norris programs in binary. Only using 0.

Cleaned up my Facebook timeline.. I actually posted a “there are 10 types of people..” joke back in 2011..

Shame on me...

"binary tree" is the buzzword of data structures.

Fuel pumps going binary?

If your code does not compile, because you inserted a dot instead of a comma or vice versa, you fucked up a bit

I have 11111111 ++
Sadly the number is written in binary

Computer Scientists put the root at the top of their trees because they've never been outside to see what a real tree looks like

Woho 15++ in binary

Finally... 14 upvotes 😍

Doctor: from 1 to 10, how much does it hurts?
Dev: eh.. well, you dont give much options

Please set binary score to persist

So tempted to Follow. Right place at right time.

Anagram

Thanks to Drewtato for my 10k ++, I'm gonna also spare everybody from making a binary joke

I don't know if you guys caught this but everyone's binary scores are negative. The first bit is 1.

Yay

"Instead of adding an extra bit for counting to higher numbers we could just start counting from 0 again and use the additional bit to show that we count for the second time"

My tutoring student just invented counting.

Others: BC - Before Christ
Techies:BSOF - Before StackOverFlow

what is 101 + 110 = ?

What grinds my gears:

IEEE-754

This, to me, seems retarded.

Take the value 0.931 for example.
Its represented in binary as
00111111011011100101011000000100

See those last three bits? Well, it causes it to
come out in decimal like so:

0.93099999~

Which because bankers rounding is nowstandard, that actually works out to 0.930, because with bankers rounding, we round to the nearest even number? Makes sense? No. Anyone asked for it? No (well maybe the banks). Was it even necessary? Fuck no. But did we get it anyway?
Yes.

And worse, thats not even the most accurate way to represent
our value of 0.931 owing to how fucked up rounding now is becaue everything has to be pure shit these days.

A better representation would be

00111101101111101010101100110111 <- good

00111111011011100101011000000100 < - shit

The new representation works out to
0.093100004
or 0.093100003898143768310546875 when represented internally.

Whats this mean? Because of rounding you don't lose accuracy anymore.

Am I mistaken, or is IEEE-754 shit?

That is really a lucky number ;-)

Pointers🤙🏾

wohhooo !! Reached 1000+
Was too busy to notice it until now xD

My motorcycle is binary!

Uggg..... I'm trying to encode a binary file in Python which may be an image or may be an executable, and then decode it back into a file (I plan on editing it in the middle, but baby steps for now..) but nothing is working!!

My plan is to:

Open binary file.

Decode as base64, or something else that could easily handle binary.

Convert byte data to string (for editory perpousos - I won't be editing bytes, I'll be doing custom encoding but that's irrelevant for this test)

Convert back to a byte string/array (with .encode(), probably)

Write to file.

I do this, yet the output has been altered... Though I haven't touched anything..

It's so enfuriating.. x.x

i want this.....

Docker

A coffe bos?

Code it in binary

(My friend claims to code in binary, is this an actually applicable thing or just a novelty thing to impress people?)

The only time I saw someone coding in binary was in the film Lucy

So, my car's odometer finally rolled over to 100,000 here a couple weeks ago. Been having fun watching it hit various binary values again (100001, 100010, etc.).

Every programmers dream keyboard, I got mine today!

I got 1100011 problems but turning decimal into binary ain't one.

No matter how you read it, am ten over ten.

Is this a bad way to traverse corners of a cube?
The objective is obvious from the context and I assume that programmers know how binary works.

I'm watching liveoverflow : Introduction to binary hacking..
Awesome content.

Studying AVR Assembler in university *cries in binary*

I can tell you guys some binary jokes but they're all puns and zeros...

My first C++ programm which calculates binary numbers to hex numbers.

>.< O_o

When you need the software to Install the same software 😂

boolean must be true || false || perhaps || schrödinger

Senior dev at job interview didnt know what is binary search. I was interviewed by him.

When Firefox starts a binary in gedit...

"1 or 2 - it's a binary choice"
Why am I the only one who's laughing?

Today I celebrate nice round birthday 100000b. There will not be another one like this for 32 years.

"Our central servers firewall has been breached" - Doesn't even work on a server or anything, just his laptop

"How many proxies do we have left?"

"Around 10.200"

I don't take responsibility for any brain damage

Its not binary; you can be decent and gifted at the same time.
~🍓

When devRant converts your ++’s to binary and you are surprised to read your count in dec. 😑😑😑

"Real programmers code in binary"
You're kidding right?

binary jokes: they're either funny or they're not.

So, the last days I saw a few posts here about binary clocks. Somehow I wasn't able to read them, until I read a comment they had to be read horizontally.

As far as I know binary clocks are supposed to be read vertically. Am I missing something? 🤔

I was going crazy for not understanding it.
I went to binary to decimal converters.
I tried applying my own messed up logic.
I was about to post a rage rant.
Now i realized how it works.. fml

And yes, i took a picture of my monitor, enjoy eye cancer :)

What does non binary mean?

Let's call it a day

Binary Search Trees

01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00101100 00100000 01010111 01101111 01110010 01101100 01100100 00100001

Hello!
This is my rant number 10. Tomorrow ill post the third one ☺☺

Binary posts, binary posts everywhere

Start writing unit tests

Binary Tree

1010 01 01

There're 10 types of people:
0. Those who starts at 0
1. Those who starts at 1

Is this wk7?

Calling your parents

What will happen if every school starts teaching with binary numbers before the easy decimal number system?

I think it would be challenging initially but it can have a much greater impact on how we think and it can open a completely new possibility of faster algorithms that can directly be understood by computers.

The reason people hate binary systems is that all their life they make the decimal system a habit which makes them reluctant to learn binary systems into that much depth later on.

Just a thought. But I really believe if I would have learned the binary system before the decimal system than my brain would see things in a totally different way than it does now.

It sounds a little geeky yet thoughtful

Got an exam next friday, 1/3 of the points are given by calculating decimal numbers to binary numbers

This binary thing is actually pretty cool! It would be even cooler if we could configure which base to use.

There are 10 types of people.
1. Those who understand binary.
2. Those who don't.

im just going to leave this here.

have found now.

//First rant

So I've been working trying to get a file exporter for a binary file format mostly reverse engineered - 2001 Super Monkey Ball 2 (GameCube) if anyone's interested.

Everything works fine, goals show up in the right places, wormholes work as intended, etc. That is everything, except every single level you create will be invisible, or crash (Depending on which version of Dolphin emu you use).

This happens whenever trying to specify object names for 3D objects. I checked, all the many offsets seem correct, Object names are correct. Tried both null terminated strings and fixed 80 character strings - nothing.

Some other guy also made an exporter that works, however the code is an absolute mess - basically unreadable. It also lacks some newer parts of the file spec, which is the main reason as to why I'm rewriting it.

And as I'm working with an almost entirely unheard of file format, there are few people to go to for help. The 2 I know who are also familiar with the LZ file format have no idea either...

Sigh.

Just saw 10000 under my icon and thought of it as a bug in website. With hopes I went on to customize avatar.
2 single digits have never made fun of me that bad.

And yet the question is in binary...

Anyone else think that the ++ counter in hex would be a better April fool's joke?

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand ternary, those who don't and those who were expecting the binary joke ;)

Life is binary! Either you've social life or you don't.

01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01000001 01101100 01101100

Interviewer: Implement Binary Search on a Linked List

Me: * did so on the whiteboard *

Interviewer: *irritated* This is complete BS

Me: Yes, a complete Binary Search 🙂

But, you forgot to set the amounts for free swag in binary too 🤔

01010111 01100101 00100000 01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110110 01010010 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100001

You know that the Algorithm & Data Structure exam is coming, when you start traversing binary search trees in your sleep

I have reached the realm of quaternary , screw all those binary peasants 🧙

There are 10 types of people in the world:Those who understand binary and those who don't.

So the binary reputation easter egg is finally over
I won't forget my first confusion when i saw this and assumed that there are tyrants everywhere xD

101010001010101000101010101110101001000101010101010001010101110101010101010010010100101010101010

Well! Joke was in Binary 😋

BS = Binary Search (on LinkedIn)

There are only 10 types of people in the world:
Those that understand binary and those that don't.

What if aside from ++'s, devrant also turned their text posts into binary. Who'll read, who'll not? Hmm.

010010010111010000100111011100110010000001100001001000000111010001110010011000010111000000100001

The closest I've been to 4th base in the last few month is base 2.

Y'know, up until now, everyone was just bragging about who has the most ++s... (I'm kidding, that didn't really happen... I think...?)

But now that we have ++s in binary, we can literally brag about who has the LONGEST... string of ++s.
Not... something else. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh well, size doesn't matter anyway.
Happy Easter/April Fools! °u°

02:03
Correct data, wrong reading

Code aint binary, make it like a short story so that others enjoy to read instead of doing headbangs

When I fail at a Rant and have to delete it out of shame and repost 😢

bug fix: 01101100 01101111 01101100

Happy 011111100001!

Perfect points for me, dealing in binary

when devrant itself speaks binary

Let's start with something simple...like binary.

My binary birthday cake when i became 100000!

Float Titanic

There are only 10 type of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't

Me: I may think in binary but you are the only 1
Her: huh?!?🤨

Well, that was in binary. Do you have any good pickup line related to programming? : p

Wow 24++ 1's. Thanks to all my friends on devRant!

Hey fellow ranters...quiz time!! What is 9 times F?

I dunno if this is bad or not, but as a programmer I am either rekt or fully sober...

Everybody born in 1984 must be a fantastic programmer (including me 😎), because when the year will be a power of 2, their age will also be a power of 2.
2048 = 2^11
2048 - 1984 = 64 = 2^6