How to troll someone

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We started new project cca 1y ago crm like stuff so we decided go with electron + vue front and lumen for api

Then client wants dos like functionality and visually too fuck them ...

Guys how many monitors use at office? I work with 3 and i would like 4th but my desk isnt enough big for it :( Also i prefer more full hd monitors than big resolution ultrawides

Google wants u to use amp pages, but in google page speed they rank even the minimal boilerplate withs some texts only to 91 points on mobile ...

They own js causing 2 problems

Swift = putting ? and ! evrywhere randomly lol

Fuck syfy they cancelled dark matter :(

Who likes clean up cache with beer? :)

Most useless things are mysql error messages lol

When you going to interview tell them your nam is Red. When you arrive they tell you: Hi Red. And you are hired :)

!devRant

Programming: moving data left an right
:)

So the guy who i mentioned previously with his shitty csv made webservice which i needed to use.

It returned utf-8 encoded xml:
- in file the header contained central europe encoding
- the xml had more roots
- basically he only put his csv format inside xml tags
- csv contained html tags but there wasnt cdata

Now work with this lol

I neded to cut this shit with string functions and also some numeric data get with regexp from htm table td's

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy

So i rant too

I was workink with 50y+ guy who think he knows programming

Its 1/5 rant about him

So he told he share his data through csv ( comma saparated values) but his own implementation

So he shared data in his own csv separated with sharps

I told to him about standardas. His reply was: he know lol

Its my share 1/ 10 wait for it the last will kill

When you pull down the list in this app to refresh the content the big sad devRant logo appear and it looks like theres problem with connection :o